The "United failure Watch" thread

We know, you think a draw is a crushing

Tell us all again how you crushed Arsenal 2-2

 

You're obsessed, mate.

I can't help it if your missus would have fcuked herself silly with me, before down-grading to you.

 

I told you she has no time for fake lawyers who think they are rock gods. Besides that, she really isn't into beta men that model themselves on Christopher Biggins mate.

So explain again just how Spurs crushed Arsenal 2-2

 

Mate, you can stop trying to over-compensate. I understand, I really do. You are not the first, and you will not be the last to be grateful that I am already married. Your missus is only human, after all.

 

Christopher Biggins calls his partner his 'wife' too.

 

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's great. Listen, you enjoy your wife. She probably doesn't enjoy it as much as you do (although she's grown very good at pretending), but be thankful for your (very small) mercy.

 

Do you have a picture of Christopher Biggins on your wall ?

 

I'm enjoying this one....however it really would be easier and probably less tiresome for both of you if one of you cut to the chase and just told the other one to **** off for good.

Either you both have done it, in which case I think your in a bad marriage.

Neither of you have done it because you feel as though you can't survive without each other so tiresome **** is par for the course.

Or one of you has done it but the other refuses to move on, ever. In which case that one is a bit of a cock.

You was right about United, Hiag....****ing smashed em.

 

If you want me to introduce you to Chris, I can. You can shake his hand while I say "hello" to your missus.

 

Such a melty post

 

I'm just saying what many think Piskie.

 

I've said the same thing many times. Just about every thread gets hijacked by a spat between those two!

 

Tell us how Wenger is good enough to win the Premiership ... and the European Cup

 

Dis ease nonshensh

 

Flagrant overuse of the smiley there CFC. I can tell that you're seething on the inside

 

And the 26000 (and counting) out of 36000 postings made that are in response to anything HIAG writes.

 

Many people like to take the piss out of HIAG too

 

And I can see you are still ducking the question

 

I've already answered your question. Keep up

 

Then you will have no problems answering it again then. Maybe