Off Topic Missing Persons Alert.

And still trying by the sounds of things.

 

@Stan @Treble Have you gone on holiday together?

 

I just congratulated the spuds on their deserved win on their matchday thread about 5 mins before you posted

Must try harder CFC

 

Hook line sinker

 

Stan was wise to get his "holiday" cover in yesterday. It almost sounded plausible.

Trebs isn't too bad. There are others who, like Stan, are far worse, and for whom this rinsing is going to be more than sufficient proof that Spurs are now their superiors.

 

Manchester United still haven't had a shot on target.
(BBC Football Live commentary)

We've given United a footballing master-class, this evening.

 

Yeh you got me, the last 24 hours must have hurt fella

 

Hey, lads! Do you remember how Pixie was wumming me earlier when I suggested that we would "crush" United at the Lane?

Do you think we should send a search party out for him now? Or do you think we should wait for him to eventually turn up, like a bad smell, to collect his trophy for "The Week's Biggest Wum Fcuk-Up!"

 

You've won but there's no need to make stuff up HIAG. I want to hold on to that one shot on target. That's progress under Van Gaal.

 

Don't worry about Stan. The redcoats are consoling him as we speak.

 

Ha. Your ****ed, left, right and centre. Shambles.

 

And yet still looking down on you

 

"Ahm tellin' ya, yous bunch of ****s! You don't do the fookin' hoakey-koakey like that, lad! Yer puttin' yer left leg in't middle far too soon!"

 

Biggest club in the world? So you should be ya f****** melt.

 

I think you're mistaking him with your chav mates tbf. That's their language.

 

It was a good run and shot from Martial. Have you ever considered playing him up front?
That bloke that you had there in the second half could fill in for him on the wing. What's his name? Ashley Young.

 

Ahhh spoken like a true chelsea fan. Hurling abuse when there's no comeback

 

You have to read what I've written in a Manc accent (a la Noel Gallagher).

 

Get ere wife and take yer fooking slappin'

 

Well why break the habit, we had Lingard at nmbr 10 and Mata on the RW ffs