Off Topic Missing Persons Alert.

It's desperate the way our reverse-wumming is forcing CFC to post random rubbish just to prove he's not a fairweather fan

 

Do you think Chavbus can finish strongly by being in the top half of the table?

 

Well I'm glad to see you've fulfilled your ambition and made the top half. Well done.

 

If it all goes wrong later on today, it could be you calling the police, Stan.

 

Do you like cacti, Lee?

 

The tactful cactus by your window
Surveys the prairie of your room
The mobile spins to its collision
Clara puts her head between her paws
They've opened shops down the West side
Will all the cacti find a home
But the key to the city
Is in the sun that pins
The branches to the sky, oh, oh, oh

David Bowie - Eight Line Poem

 

Hunky Dory.

 

He can't see this mate, he doesn't surf the net when he's at Butlins.

 

Surf the net? Ok Grandad, you go back to your re-runs of dads army and be quiet now.

 

Yeah, he's too busy showing the Blue Coats how to teach the "Agadoo" dance to all the kids.

 

Oh, ****! Cactus Boy's showed up!

 

Those were Stan's words Cactus Boy. Do keep up.

 

He's pining for Stan. Stan's the only one that can give him a thought because let's face it, he can't think for himself.

 

It's all true.

Come back to me Stanely!

 

That's Pixie and Stan gone AWOL. Poor old CB won't know what to do with himself!

 

Who the **** is Stanely?

 

It's my pet name for him.

 

That's cute, CB. His pet name for you is Spike.