Off Topic Grand National 2016

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If I had a race horse I'd name it "slit the sheets" and hope the announcer got tongue twisted in the heat of the moment.

Stevie Mac and Fowler tried to name several horses they owned Ahorse, Another Horse and Yet Another Horse just so they could enter them in the same race just to mess up the commentary, but they were not allowed to.

There was a gelding named Noble Lox at one time
 
Stevie Mac and Fowler tried to name several horses they owned Ahorse, Another Horse and Yet Another Horse just so they could enter them in the same race just to mess up the commentary, but they were not allowed to.

There was a gelding named Noble Lox at one time

Now it makes sense
No worries der he's so angry.

Who kicked his nuts in
 
Gone for Ballycasey & Gilgamboa. They are 50/1 & 66/1 respectively. I have no idea about horses.
 
Bets placed:

Me: Morning Assembly and Goonyella £5 each (E/W)
Mr Wishi: Saint Are and Druids Nephew £5 each (EW)
 
Not long left now for the greatest race!

Me; Many Clouds, Saint Are
Mrs; Holywell, Morning Assembly
Daughter; Just A Par
 
Bets placed

Saint Are £2 EW
Last Samuri £2 EW
Ballynagour £1 EW

Plus Onenightinvienna in the sweepstake <ok>
 
Just A Par is 50-1 that we chose formy daughter, PAR are my daughters initials

Mrs just picked by the names of the horses

I don't know much, tend to do one that's up as favourite, one mid field and one long shot. 5 places so should at least cover myself on them
 
I don't know much, tend to do one that's up as favourite, one mid field and one long shot. 5 places so should at least cover myself on them

Yeah so tough to call. Have to watch out for all the others bringing you down, getting in your way as well

Most serious racing gamblers dont bet on this race