Off Topic Your dream date.

Gil has competition here.

Billy is off the scale so doesnt count

 

So fat ****s then?

 

seriously Kate Upton.

Not bothered about the car or what to eat but she would do for me.

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You'd rather buck the mum or granny. See your previous posts.

 

not really, not into anything older than myself......honest

 

Are people older than yourself (excluding Lollypops) not, generally, corpses, though

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So you like tubs of lard aged 52 or under and katie is a front away from this admission?

 

i think relic is, i reckon i must be one of the younger ones on here to be honest.
Bound to get bombarded now with loads of **** lol

 

He likes his women with a bit of 'va va voom'...

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That poor lass must be expecting/carrying octuplets and you're taking the mickey out of her . . . . you're despicable

 

Although i comes across like an old board. You are not one if the youngest


Theres loads where WE could call them son.

 

crumble bungle said: ↑
I think relic is, and I reckon that I must be one of the younger ones on here to be honest.
Bound to get bombarded now with loads of **** lol

Yes . . . . there are loads of us

 

You're not wrong there Dad.

Imagine if Comm was my dad.

 

I was thinking more. Taricco dancing crab. Marafdonkebab

 

You wanna come and see some naked ladies me little henspecked love child.

 

No, because last time they all had cocks and you made me pay for the one you had a go on, bad father.

 

^^^^^ not allowed out. Celery sarnies for tea.

 

My favourite.

 

Sorry tel, too big for me mate.
Looks like she's ready to go for a jog in her running gear

 

Too active for you mate?