Off Topic what winds you up?

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crumble bungle

crumble bungle

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people not holding the door open for you.
when you hold the door open, they don't say thank you.
people sneezing or coughing and not covering their nose or mouth.

sure there are a few more.
 
Families who go on day trips to stupid places, like ****ing IKEA... get your kids and **** off out of IKEA, I don't want to see your snotty little ****ing lizards scurrying around my feet whilst I am attempting to move a 60kg box onto my trolley.

Jewellers, they always make you feel like you can't afford what you're looking at... eat **** and die you ****ing cashier, I hope you get mugged by a gang of asian youths.
 
Despicable_Tel said:
Families who go on day trips to stupid places, like ****ing IKEA... get your kids and **** off out of IKEA, I don't want to see your snotty little ****ing lizards scurrying around my feet whilst I am attempting to move a 60kg box onto my trolley.

Jewellers, they always make you feel like you can't afford what you're looking at... eat **** and die you ****ing cashier, I hope you get mugged by a gang of asian youths.
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60kg of hotdogs.

Nom nom mom.
 
Lads in the gym who lift weights and sound like they're giving birth, sort your **** out pal, nobody thinks you're a tank because you scream on your last rep.

I'd make less noise if I was run over outside in the car park by a Humvee.
 
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Wide people who walk side by side and take up all the pavement so you have to go into the road to get past. Walk at a speed of about 2 miles a week.

Queue jumpers.

People who ask questions & don`t listen to the answers.

Foul mouthed chav mothers effing and blinding at little kids.

People who have opinions but without the intellect to substantiate or debate. e.g.
q. Why do you say it`s wrong/green/up/left/nonsense (or whatever)?
a. `cos it is.
q. yes, but why?
a. It just is.
**** off.
 
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Couple of quite specific tv related ones.

1. You know the people hired by tv channels to talk in between programmes and introduce the next one etc? It irritates me no end how bad lots of them are at it, stuttering and generally ****ing it up way more then they should. I'm sure it's quite difficult to do but if you can't hack it then don't get a job doing it for ****s sake. Channel 4 are exempt as they hire people with various disabilities to do theirs but everyone else can **** off. There's a guy does the BBC ones that you can hear the fear in his voice, he's all strangled and uptight and I can't stand it.

2. The way that those same mumbling twats barely wait for the last scene of a show to end before they butt in over the credits, blathering on about some other show that I don't care about. A couple of times they've actually ending up speaking over the actors' lines as they couldn't wait a few more seconds to ruin it with their unwanted crap.

3. When channels put their logo in the top corner of the screen. I really wish they wouldn't, comes close to ruining good shows for me.
 
****ers on talk ****e radio who cant pronounce words properly or even know in what tense to say them.
Makes my ****ing piss boil that does.
 
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