Interesting Fact
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A drunk security man asked a colleague at the Moscow bank they were guarding to stab his bullet-proof vest to see if it would protect him against a knife attack. It didn't, and the 25-year-old guard died of a heart wound.
yeh bobby thats my party piece i was the only one in a quiz of about 100 who new the answer
A bizarre fact...
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defence: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offence committed by his limb." "Well put," the judge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses." The defendant smiled. With his lawyer's assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out.
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defence: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offence committed by his limb." "Well put," the judge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses." The defendant smiled. With his lawyer's assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out.
I notice this Aguero Man City have signed has a son with Diego Maradona's daughter!
Could be a cany footballer one day huh? .... Or a drug smuggler
Could be a cany footballer one day huh? .... Or a drug smuggler
A jiffy is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second. Thus the saying, I will be there in a jiffy.
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Billy Death
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I would imagine it is nigh on impossible to hang someone with a wooden leg no matter where they are from...I mean, how the hell could you tie a wooden leg round someone's neck..
I would imagine it is nigh on impossible to hang someone with a wooden leg no matter where they are from...I mean, how the hell could you tie a wooden leg round someone's neck..
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Billy Death
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Latest neg rep from those nice folk north of the Tyne to my post on this thread.
"Youre as funny as AIDS ****".
Of course unsigned yet again.
Brave bastards cant even leave their names on an internet forum haha.
Anyhow what's an AIDS ****? Some kind of sexual tool for women or is that the coward who left me the message?
Maybe I touched on a sore point with this very intelligent character.
"Youre as funny as AIDS ****".
Of course unsigned yet again.
Brave bastards cant even leave their names on an internet forum haha.
Anyhow what's an AIDS ****? Some kind of sexual tool for women or is that the coward who left me the message?
Maybe I touched on a sore point with this very intelligent character.
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Billy Death
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Cheers for that vincemac.
Never had you pinned as that kind of person.
Imay be boring but I wont be ****ing off & dying just yet thanks.
Nice to know we can all stick together.
Never had you pinned as that kind of person.
Imay be boring but I wont be ****ing off & dying just yet thanks.
Nice to know we can all stick together.
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Billy Death
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The scum are now leaving me neg rep & signing your names to it lads.
vincemac & Shmaeless, whoever he is, so far.
Maybe Syd or Mick can check their IP's & ban them?
vincemac & Shmaeless, whoever he is, so far.
Maybe Syd or Mick can check their IP's & ban them?