The "United failure Watch" thread

Compared to yours its a palace..... Have you been to both?

 

Many times! I've sat in the Directors Area at Stamford Bridge on a number of occasions and even that's ****! Why do you think Roman has spent years trying to either find a new site or knock down the existing stadium?

In contrast, Old Trafford hosts England internationals!

 

Not a closet blue are you?... Bet you've been to the bridge more times than you've been to OT

 

God no! For a couple of seasons I was invited a few times for work stuff. I can proudly say I've never paid to watch football at Stamford Bridge. United on the other hand have had more than enough of my cash, although increasingly less since Junior Stan and Junior Stanette were born.

 

Thats life I'm afraid... When the children turn up they rule your life and your wallet!.... Had to buy my oldest a united Beckham
shirt once!...... But he was converted shortly afterwards.

 

UTD failed again by winning V Everton

 

This thread is slowly coming back to haunt HIAG. A classic case of the 'Wum **** up', nobody does it better

 

So, you predict that United will get top 4, then, Pixie?

Okay.

We'll see, at the end of the season, who has made the biggest wum fcuk-up.

 

Who said anything about Utd getting top 4 ?

 

Spurs play Utd next. HIAG will be bricking himself that this wum **** up thread doesn't pour further misery on his current humiliation.

 

That's what this thread is about, you muppet!


First you don't know where Bodmin is, despite claiming to be a Cornishman, and now you think that United will have "succeeded" if they fail to get top 4!

You couldn't make this up!

 

If United play anything like they did today, we are going to hand them back their arses, next weekend. You mark my words, Pastie.

 

Your wum thread is about Utd struggling to sign players not finishing in the top 4.

Also I told you I'm from Lewisham, I just live in Cornwall. You were exposed about your lack of knowledge when you ****ed up the name of the place you bullshitted about buying

 

I just have

 

If they fail to finish in the top 4 they will struggle to sign players!


Have you been snorting something, Pixie?

 

I knew you would. Such is the level of my Wum Mastery over you, Pixie.

 

Nice try Biggins, but you've ****ed it again mate

 

I love it when you proclaim the self styled 'Wum Mastery', as it is an indication that the exact opposite has just happened

 

So HIAG, you have predicted that you will 'hand them back their arses' when you play Utd next week. So how many goals are you predicting you will beat them by ?

 

...which, in itself, is yet another demonstration of my complete mastery of the arts.