The "United failure Watch" thread

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Stan said:
You're kidding right?! Stamford Bridge is a terrible stadium, even for a mid table club! Why do you think Roman's been trying to **** over CPO for years to knock it down or find a site to build a modern stadium? Even the "fancy" hotel attached to it is ****!
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Compared to yours its a palace..... Have you been to both?
 
armchairblue said:
Compared to yours its a palace..... Have you been to both?
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Many times! I've sat in the Directors Area at Stamford Bridge on a number of occasions and even that's ****! Why do you think Roman has spent years trying to either find a new site or knock down the existing stadium?

In contrast, Old Trafford hosts England internationals!
 
Stan said:
Many times! I've sat in the Directors Area at Stamford Bridge on a number of occasions and even that's ****! Why do you think Roman has spent years trying to either find a new site or knock down the existing stadium?

In contrast, Old Trafford hosts England internationals!
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Not a closet blue are you?... Bet you've been to the bridge more times than you've been to OT
 
armchairblue said:
Not a closet blue are you?... Bet you've been to the bridge more times than you've been to OT
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God no! For a couple of seasons I was invited a few times for work stuff. I can proudly say I've never paid to watch football at Stamford Bridge. United on the other hand have had more than enough of my cash, although increasingly less since Junior Stan and Junior Stanette were born.
 
Stan said:
God no! For a couple of seasons I was invited a few times for work stuff. I can proudly say I've never paid to watch football at Stamford Bridge. United on the other hand have had more than enough of my cash, although increasingly less since Junior Stan and Junior Stanette were born.
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Thats life I'm afraid... When the children turn up they rule your life and your wallet!.... Had to buy my oldest a united Beckham
shirt once!...... But he was converted shortly afterwards.
 
So, you predict that United will get top 4, then, Pixie?

Okay.

We'll see, at the end of the season, who has made the biggest wum fcuk-up.
 
Spurs play Utd next. HIAG will be bricking himself that this wum **** up thread doesn't pour further misery on his current humiliation. :)
 
PISKIE said:
Who said anything about Utd getting top 4 ?
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That's what this thread is about, you muppet!
<doh>

First you don't know where Bodmin is, despite claiming to be a Cornishman, and now you think that United will have "succeeded" if they fail to get top 4!

You couldn't make this up!
 
PISKIE said:
Spurs play Utd next. HIAG will be bricking himself that this wum **** up thread doesn't pour further misery on his current humiliation. :)
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If United play anything like they did today, we are going to hand them back their arses, next weekend. You mark my words, Pastie.
 
Hoddle Is A God said:
That's what this thread is about, you muppet!
<doh>

First you don't know where Bodmin is, despite claiming to be a Cornishman, and now you think that United will have "succeeded" if they fail to get top 4!

You couldn't make this up!
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Your wum thread is about Utd struggling to sign players not finishing in the top 4.

Also I told you I'm from Lewisham, I just live in Cornwall. You were exposed about your lack of knowledge when you ****ed up the name of the place you bullshitted about buying <laugh>
 
PISKIE said:
Your wum thread is about Utd struggling to sign players not finishing in the top 4.
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If they fail to finish in the top 4 they will struggle to sign players!
<doh>

Have you been snorting something, Pixie?
 
So HIAG, you have predicted that you will 'hand them back their arses' when you play Utd next week. So how many goals are you predicting you will beat them by ?
 
PISKIE said:
I love it when you proclaim the self styled 'Wum Mastery', as it is an indication that the exact opposite has just happened :)
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...which, in itself, is yet another demonstration of my complete mastery of the arts.
 
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