Off topic: Life experiences

[JM Fan]

Back to the OP, I think corners are becoming a complete farce with all the tugging and pulling. How about we follow a set-up similar to hockey where at the point of the corner being taken, the defence are all on the goal line and the attackers cannot enter the 18 yard box until the kick is taken. Also, how about a short corner for a more serious offence?

I'd love to see both of those points brought in, but .........
Perhaps Thurnby is trying to mussel in on this thread!!

 

[goldeneadie]

This thread has degenerated into a load of cods-whallop.

 

[oldcanariesfan]

This thread has degenerated into a load of cods-whallop.

True - I'm angling for exit.

 

[General Melchett]

You lot reelly blow! Enough with all the puns eelready!

Bah!

 

[ilovedelia]

This is a nice Plaice to fish but I'm not angling for p.rays.

 

[oldcanariesfan]

This is a nice Plaice to fish but I'm not angling for p.rays.

Conger-atulations - that's a cracker !

 

[goldeneadie]

Hey barra cuda let us get away from these marine orientated puns.

 

[ilovedelia]

Hey barra cuda let us get away from these marine orientated puns.

Wood-ent surprise me if we went back to the tree puns. But of 'course fishing' may remain.

 

[Hairy Mary Quite Canary]

Wood-ent surprise me if we went back to the tree puns. But of 'course fishing' may remain.

I've been pining for the tree puns to return tuna or later

 

[ilovedelia]

Salmon on here wood knot want to branch out into Tims plantation.

 

[ilovedelia]

Come on don't SHRIMP out lets KELP this going, I'm URCHIN to sea what comes next.

 

[ncgandy]

Not bad, cod do batter

 

[canary-dave]

Needs to be scaled down!

 

[KIO]

It dolphin-ly does

 

[chinacanary]

stumped if I can't cedar forest for the trees any more.

 

[THURNBY YELLOW]

Think you've got the wrong thread, still it warmed the cockles of my heart.

Quite, but it did relieve the tench-un for a bit!

 

[ilovedelia]

We SEAm to be a DAB hand at this but WOOD BEE nice to bring in another ELEPHANT.

 

[JM Fan]

We SEAm to be a DAB hand at this but WOOD BEE nice to bring in another ELEPHANT.

I'm FLOUNDERING for a SUBtle retort!!!

 

[General Melchett]

If you clowns continue with this tidal barrage of puns you welk soon become my anemone!

Bahk!

 

[oldcanariesfan]

Not sure I see the porpoise of it all really.