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He's an estate agent?

 

Oh right, so you questioned your 'Builders' professional competence and integrity on the basis of someone who you've labelled a know nothing on the internet? And you told him this?

I'm sure he was chuffed

And then you both had a good laugh about it..........despite saying in post #928 that this conversation was via e-mail....

Mugged off again I'm afraid old bean. You really are **** at this lying through your teeth lark.

 

Perhaps the "builder" has been lying to you as he spotted that you are a simpleton and he could get you to waive your fees and raise finance for a "project" that's doomed to fail. As you said, he's taking a wage during the "project" so he can't lose out. It's been done before to people like you HIAG, even in real life and not just in their heads. A builder engineers a project just to generate a DM fee and then walks away when it crashes. Unlike you though I doubt many victims advertise that they're clueless ****s on the Internet. Every day.

"I'm a property developer now mummy"
"Of course you are my little Spurs fan, now get your hand out of your flies and drink your milk"

 

Yes.


It explains why he knows a little bit about property and planning law, but not enough to carry it off properly. It also explains his know-all attitude and general embittered views on people and life.

He'll tell you that he buys bits of land for redevelopment, but cut through all the bollocks and he's an estate agent.

 

He was chuffed; he's not laughed so hard in ages. He cannot believe the crap that Stan has been spouting.

By the way, Tobes, are you Stan's dad or older brother? You seem to be very protective of him. It's quite sweet in a way.

 

Nope. What I do for a living has HIAG flummoxed. I buy unconditional sites, take them through planning and once they have a consent I sell them to developers. It's actually a simple model but HIAG just can't grasp it as you can't charge by the hour.

 

Yeah, that's the spirit, Stan! You go for it, pal!

You've been found out as a mug, and now we're going to see the vitriol come pouring out!

 

He has too many stories going on with too many people at any one time to stay properly in character.

 

On the e-mail....

 

aka "an estate agent."

 

I think you're pretty close to Stanbreakdown #3. The hysteria and overuse of the ! are very familiar.

 

Just enjoying watching you slowly hoisting yourself by own petard me old mucker.

It's both excruciating and unmissable in equal measure.

 

In a Cornish accent.

 

Well, I'm pissing myself laughing right now, watching you clowns scrabble about to desperately keep this wumming alive, but failing miserably with every post!

So, yeah, why not by email? We are in constant daily contact by email. It's cheaper than using the phone, you know, Tobes.

 

If you consider everyone who sells a house to be an estate agent then that would make me an estate agent. As you are a property developer and you sell properties to other people that would make you an estate agent. I think you're too dim to be an estate agent though.

 

Woo-hoo! That's the spirit, Stan! Keep slugging away! This is the best windmilling this forum has seen for a very long time!

 

Not sure how 'we both started to laugh' can happen simultaneously via the medium of e-mail.

In your eagerness to continue your story, you'd forgotten that this discourse had supposedly taken place electronically.

I'm surprised you didn't add in when called on it that you'd since spoken to him - to cover your latest faux pas.

 

You must be a bag of nerves in real life. What do the other receptionists make of you whacking away at your keyboard when you're supposed to be signing people into the building? Does the Cornish accent ever slip out by accident?

 

All figures of speech, Tobes, but don't let that stop you slugging away on Stan's behalf. He needs as much help as he can get right now, mate.

 

Maybe they were on IM and both posted lol at the same time. Cornish builders are always doing that.