Well it seems common practise these days to blame Tel and Bri for everything. So maybe we should stick with the theory these two chopped him up in the woods whilst under the influence of mushrooms and justin biebler music. That'll work.
Aye maybe 1d then. Ive bumped a thread titled observation by horden down the page. It was his 'hello new poster here' thread. Everyone should gan on and say 'hi' maybe some otter will come out of his burrow. Without realising its over 5 years old.