Off topic: Life experiences

[ilovedelia]

A woman's life experience in love this year:

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The tree is called Tim, he's got wood!

 

[Hairy Mary Quite Canary]

The tree is called Tim, he's got wood!

I heard that Tim's very Poplar with the ladies

 

[goldeneadie]

His last name must be Ber.

 

[Hairy Mary Quite Canary]

I assume he must be a hard wood

 

[KIO]

Leaf the poor girl alone

 

[canary-dave]

She's branching out into forest preservation!

 

[canary-dave]

She's branching out into forest preservation!

 

[ilovedelia]

Bet she likes to feel his root.

 

[General Melchett]

I've just twigged as to what you're all doing!

Bah!

 

[ilovedelia]

I've just twigged as to what you're all doing!

Bah!

Boo.

 

[Hairy Mary Quite Canary]

I'm stumped if I can come up with any more tree puns.

 

[General Melchett]

I'm stumped if I can come up with any more tree puns.

Surely there's a few more, ya great sap!

Bah!

 

[canary-dave]

Surely there's a few more, ya great sap!

Bah!

You're barking up the wrong tree there!

 

[ilovedelia]

Barking mad.

 

[canary-dave]

I beat Yew !

 

[canary-dave]

You'll have to Sycamore unusual answer!

 

[canary-dave]

And be respectful to your Elders!

 

[ncgandy]

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[FleetCanary]

Will you lot please stop Rowan?

 

[canary-dave]

You needn't think I'm going to bow down to you!