Arsenal v Barcelona: the Showdown thread

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Lee isn't interested, Pixie. No one with a mental age above 12 is interested, Pixie.

Lee comments right after you post this. And then you confirm your interest by commenting on it.

Two ****s up in one comment from the 'wum master' <laugh>
 
If Arsenal relax, they are going to get a new one ripped for them at Camp Nou..

... no chance of them relaxing ... not if they are playing this back-to-back with that match at the Santiago Bernabéu Stadium ... might just have time for an isotonic drink and a slice of orange ...:emoticon-0136-giggl
 
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Fortunately for the Gooners I think Barca will go easy on them tonight. Once they've gone a couple more goals up they will turn it into a training exercise.
 
I reckon it might actually be a score draw on the night. Arsenal fans will think they've turned a corner from putting such a great performance at the Nou Camp and will prove that Wenger still has it ;) Conveniently forgetting that the tie was over after the first leg.

Well that's what has seemed to happen in recent years anyway <laugh>
 
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I've already predicted a humiliation.

I will be reviving my match-day thread to remind people, later today.
 
I reckon Barca will take it easy on them too. I'll go with 3-0 to Barca <ok>
 
This is the match. The one where Wenger wums the Arsenal fans by getting a result against Barca under 12's and turn the turmoil of the last few weeks into a firm 'Wenger in'.
 
Barcelona 5
arsenal 0

as a side note my son has gone to the game and has just sent me a text to say he has met Wenger Bouldy and the team when they were at training, and has sent some cracking selfies of himself with the team.
Nice memento to have but It's a shame that we are going to get bumfucked by Barca later.
 
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Barcelona 5
arsenal 0

as a side note my son has gone to the game and has just sent me a text to say he has met Wenger Bouldy and the team when they were at training, and has sent some cracking selfies of himself with the team.
Nice memento to have but It's a shame that we are going to get bumfucked by Barca later.

Hey be positive...Its a bum **** your son will be able to share with you for many years over a pint.
 
... I will be reviving my match-day thread to remind people, later today.

Ah! This is the match-day thread, so I kinda did already revive it!

I reckon this is going to be a total drubbing, since Arsenal have to attack in order to have any chance of progressing.

If Barca take their chances, it will be at least 5-0. If they don't, it'll be 2-0, but with some very soiling stats for Arsenal to have to swallow.