Be Nice, Be Happy

[Tobes]

I'm really good, Spring is on the way and the darkness of Winter is on the wane.

Still raining?

 

[Super G Ted'inho]

I am slightly concerned that my presence on this post might be inflammatory. All of you will have observed that, whilst I am always urbane and polite to even the coarsest of my unwashed enemies, they do not show me the same respect. The several years of witty putdowns, brutal wummery, and outrageous "ownings" that I have inflicted on them - all for the better amusement of this site, I might add - has hardened their hearts against me.

I am flesh and blood, too. If you prick me, do I not bleed?

If, as a result of my presence here, we witness any ugly nastiness, I will absolutely understand if you have to kick the miscreant's ass off this threat with a formal banning. None of us want any of that sort of thing, here.

*thread
*put downs
*thread

 

[Stan]

Thanks, Luvvy!


But you have been warned. My being here has lit a fuse. God alone knows what kind of carnage will ensue when this bomb explodes!

Will you end up threatening to call the police because someone was mean to you on the internet?

 

[luvgonzo]

Still raining?

I have my umberella and a good coat.

 

[luvgonzo]

Will you end up threatening to call the police because someone was mean to you on the internet?

Now tread carefully my Manc friend this is not the place for your high jinks.

 

[Stan]

*thread
*put downs
*thread

"Hello, is that Mr Policeman? A rum chap calling himself Super G Ted'inho was nasty about my spelling on the internet. I think he may be one of those gangster types because I don't think for a second that it's his real name. I don't know why he's doing this to me. Please can you arrest him as it's just not cricket."

 

[Stan]

Now tread carefully my Manc friend this is not the place for your high jinks.

My jinks are low.

 

[Super G Ted'inho]

Now tread carefully my Manc friend this is not the place for your high jinks.

You won't catch me being nasty mate

 

[luvgonzo]

You won't catch me being nasty mate

That's because you're a very nice person and a good friend.

 

[Stan]

That's because you're a very nice person and a good friend.

and a fast runner.

 

[Super G Ted'inho]

That's because you're a very nice person and a good friend.

And here's me thinking that after about six years of posting in the same circles, you would know me fairly well by now

 

[Super G Ted'inho]

and a fast runner.

Not sure about that, I'm just faster than sheep [HASHTAG]#gonzodistraction[/HASHTAG]

 

[luvgonzo]

And here's me thinking that after about six years of posting in the same circles, you would know me fairly well by now

I have faith that you will join in with the spirit of the thread knowing that there will be rewards to reap.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

*thread
*put downs
*thread

Thank you for pointing out those typos, Teddy.


That's what friends are for. I love this thread.

 

[Super G Ted'inho]

I have faith that you will join in with the spirit of the thread knowing that there will be rewards to reap.

Ah... do me a favour and don't look at my last comment

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Will you end up threatening to call the police because someone was mean to you on the internet?

LOL!
I never tire of your repetitive "catch-phrase" based attempts at humour, Stan! Come here, you big lump...

 

[Tobes]

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Terribly sorry chaps, I just came over extremely nauseous.

 

[Stan]

LOL!
I never tire of your repetitive "catch-phrase" based attempts at humour, Stan! Come here, you big lump...

You're not in the dorms at boarding school now HIAG.

 

[Super G Ted'inho]

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Terribly sorry chaps, I just came over extremely nauseous.

That's sick!

 

[Tobes]

@luvgonzo

Can we establish another rule on this thread please mate.

The friendliness should not be used as a mask for grooming.