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Ponders Revisited

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1) Would you come with me to watch Puss In Boots at the Devonshire Theatre, Eastbourne?
2) Should ghost passengers wear seatbelts?
3) Who would win a fight between Jeremy Corbyn and Michael Le Vell?
4) Have you ever used cotton wool balls to wipe your bottom?
5) Will Andrew Lloyd Webber ever apologise?
6) Would you head out at 2am to find me some emergency corn pads?
7) Runcorn?
8a) When did you last enter a Post Office?
8b) Why did you enter said Post Office?
9) Should MPs be stuffed into barrels full of broken glass and poop and be rolled down a large hill?
10) Is this a crap thread?
 
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those who know don't need to be told

those who don't know don't matter
 
Ponderings said:
1) Would you come with me to watch Puss In Boots at the Devonshire Theatre, Eastbourne?
Yes
2) Should ghost passengers wear seatbelts?
No
3) Who would win a fight between Jeremy Corbyn and Michael Le Vell?
Corby
4) Have you ever used cotton wool balls to wipe your bottom?
No
5) Will Andrew Lloyd Webber ever apologise?.
No
6) Would you head out at 2am to find me some emergency corn pads?
No
7) Runcorn?
8a) When did you last enter a Post Office?
Today
8b) Why did you enter said Post Office?
Post books
9) Should MPs be stuffed into barrels full of broken glass and poop and be rolled down a large hill?
Some
10) Is this a crap thread?
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No
 
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Ponderings said:
1) Would you come with me to watch Puss In Boots at the Devonshire Theatre, Eastbourne?
2) Should ghost passengers wear seatbelts?
3) Who would win a fight between Jeremy Corbyn and Michael Le Vell?
4) Have you ever used cotton wool balls to wipe your bottom?
5) Will Andrew Lloyd Webber ever apologise?
6) Would you head out at 2am to find me some emergency corn pads?
7) Runcorn?
8a) When did you last enter a Post Office?
8b) Why did you enter said Post Office?
9) Should MPs be stuffed into barrels full of broken glass and poop and be rolled down a large hill?
10) Is this a crap thread?
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I hope you die tomorrow.
 
Ponderings said:
1) Would you come with me to watch Puss In Boots at the Devonshire Theatre, Eastbourne?
2) Should ghost passengers wear seatbelts?
3) Who would win a fight between Jeremy Corbyn and Michael Le Vell?
4) Have you ever used cotton wool balls to wipe your bottom?
5) Will Andrew Lloyd Webber ever apologise?
6) Would you head out at 2am to find me some emergency corn pads?
7) Runcorn?
8a) When did you last enter a Post Office?
8b) Why did you enter said Post Office?
9) Should MPs be stuffed into barrels full of broken glass and poop and be rolled down a large hill?
10) Is this a crap thread?
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1. Yes but only as my gay persona Luke Evans
2. Only if actual people should wear ghost seatbelts
3. Corbyn would convince Le Vell not to fight
4. Only when bleeding
5. Yes but as part of a musical
6. I'd probably Google it before I answer
7. Worn the t shirt
8a. 2 months ago
8b. Robbery
9. No as they'd claim it as a second home
10. No
 
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Ponderings said:
1) Would you come with me to watch Puss In Boots at the Devonshire Theatre, Eastbourne? Yes, but I'm only free on the second Monday of every fiscal quarter.
2) Should ghost passengers wear seatbelts? They should respect the rules of aviation, just as we do.
3) Who would win a fight between Jeremy Corbyn and Michael Le Vell? Le Vell every time. He's a Manc.
4) Have you ever used cotton wool balls to wipe your bottom? Not since the advent of flushable toilet wipes.
5) Will Andrew Lloyd Webber ever apologise? I sincerely hope so.
6) Would you head out at 2am to find me some emergency corn pads? I always carry sufficient corn pads for any podiatric emergencies, so I would save valuable time and head directly to your house/folly/opium den.
7) Runcorn? Too scouse.
8a) When did you last enter a Post Office? Last Sunday.
8b) Why did you enter said Post Office? To complain about its archaic Sunday opening hours.
9) Should MPs be stuffed into barrels full of broken glass and poop and be rolled down a large hill? I think they like that sort of carry-on, so no.
10) Is this a crap thread? If by crap you mean "an early contender for thread of the year," then no.
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If a tree falls down in the forest and there is no one there to hear it does it make a sound?

Answer: It's impossible to know.
 
1) Would you come with me to watch Puss In Boots at the Devonshire Theatre, Eastbourne? Yes
2) Should ghost passengers wear seatbelts? No
3) Who would win a fight between Jeremy Corbyn and Michael Le Vell? Jezza
4) Have you ever used cotton wool balls to wipe your bottom? Yes
5) Will Andrew Lloyd Webber ever apologise? No
6) Would you head out at 2am to find me some emergency corn pads? No
7) Runcorn? No
8a) When did you last enter a Post Office? 23rd April 2009
8b) Why did you enter said Post Office? 14:05pm
9) Should MPs be stuffed into barrels full of broken glass and poop and be rolled down a large hill? Yes
10) Is this a crap thread? Not your best, still room for improvement though.
 
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