1) Would you come with me to watch Puss In Boots at the Devonshire Theatre, Eastbourne? 2) Should ghost passengers wear seatbelts? 3) Who would win a fight between Jeremy Corbyn and Michael Le Vell? 4) Have you ever used cotton wool balls to wipe your bottom? 5) Will Andrew Lloyd Webber ever apologise? 6) Would you head out at 2am to find me some emergency corn pads? 7) Runcorn? 8a) When did you last enter a Post Office? 8b) Why did you enter said Post Office? 9) Should MPs be stuffed into barrels full of broken glass and poop and be rolled down a large hill? 10) Is this a crap thread?
1) No 2) What are ghosts doing on planes 3) Michael Le Vell? 4) Yes 5) Probably not 6) No 7) ??? 8a) This morning 8b) To buy *** papers 9) Yes 10) No
added a new pic to my thread guise those who know don't need to be told those who don't know don't matter
1. Yes but only as my gay persona Luke Evans 2. Only if actual people should wear ghost seatbelts 3. Corbyn would convince Le Vell not to fight 4. Only when bleeding 5. Yes but as part of a musical 6. I'd probably Google it before I answer 7. Worn the t shirt 8a. 2 months ago 8b. Robbery 9. No as they'd claim it as a second home 10. No
Just so you know, that is monocager saying that, not me, who is Monacoger. I like you, especially your questions on your "who am I?" thread
If a tree falls down in the forest and there is no one there to hear it does it make a sound? Answer: It's impossible to know.
1) Would you come with me to watch Puss In Boots at the Devonshire Theatre, Eastbourne? Yes 2) Should ghost passengers wear seatbelts? No 3) Who would win a fight between Jeremy Corbyn and Michael Le Vell? Jezza 4) Have you ever used cotton wool balls to wipe your bottom? Yes 5) Will Andrew Lloyd Webber ever apologise? No 6) Would you head out at 2am to find me some emergency corn pads? No 7) Runcorn? No 8a) When did you last enter a Post Office? 23rd April 2009 8b) Why did you enter said Post Office? 14:05pm 9) Should MPs be stuffed into barrels full of broken glass and poop and be rolled down a large hill? Yes 10) Is this a crap thread? Not your best, still room for improvement though.
This is a long way below your usual standard Ponders. You're just phoning it in mate, pull your socks up and stop insulting our intelligence.
