Board Meltdowns

[PleaseNotPoll]

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[Hoddle is a god]

Stuart Pearce's "I can see a carrot at the end of the tunnel" remains my favourite footballer quote.

 

[Sucky]

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That just gold, you win

 

[Super G Ted'inho]

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Rush never said that though. It was Kenny joking about Rush saying it.

 

[Sucky]

“I think Southampton will finish above teams that are well below them.”

Former Arsenal star Paul Merson

 

[Sucky]

Rush never said that though. It was Kenny joking about Rush saying it.

you ruined it for me now

 

[NSIS]

Another stunning retort from a Trotter, their endless stream of original witticisms never ceases to surprise me.

When you've got something original to say, perhaps you'll get an original witticism....?

 

[PleaseNotPoll]

Rush never said that though. It was Kenny joking about Rush saying it.

Where did you see that? Rush denied saying it, but he would, wouldn't he?

Can't have been Dalglish anyway, as nobody understood anything that he said.
He had his own, too:

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[Stan]

Not a football quote but an estate agent once said to me that comparing two flats was "fifty to one and half a dozen of the other".

 

[Spurlock]

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Lol

 

[Treble]

To be fair mate, there ain't many outside of Utd fans who want to see you win it!..any year!...

To be hated for your success is one thing, to be overlooked for someone else is another.

 

[Stan]

To be hated for your success is one thing, to be overlooked for someone else is another.

Gandhi?

 

[NSIS]

To be hated for your success is one thing, to be overlooked for someone else is another.

They're the spirited underdog. The Brits love an underdog...

 

[Treble]

Gandhi?

Wombles

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Teletubbies?

 

[PINKIE]

Great quote I heard just a couple of weeks ago in an interview with the Wally with the Brolly.

Interviewer : 'So what do you think the problems are at Newcastle?'
McClaren: 'Not scoring goals and not keeping clean sheets'

 

[PINKIE]

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You think, Peter ?

 

[Super G Ted'inho]

Where did you see that? Rush denied saying it, but he would, wouldn't he?

Can't have been Dalglish anyway, as nobody understood anything that he said.
He had his own, too:

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Rush and Kenny say it in their books.

 

[Stan]

Bluey's ranting again on the Chav board. Poor old fella is always out of his depth.

 

[Blueman]

Bluey's ranting again on the Chav board. Poor old fella is always out of his depth.

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