Fossil having a meltdown would be like watching Bambi on ice - slightly fraught, but kind of cute at the same time. Or so I should imagine.
I think you'll find that is a Spammer ... wum fcuk-up!!! ... of seismic proportions (unlike your cock) ... just awaiting the deltmown now ... dyslexia rules KO...
... you keep your imaginagination to yourself ... the last time it got out of hand it ended in having to take a hot crumpet from behind from a bloke in yellow checked pants as part of a Harvard initiation ceremony ...
at least this time the word has relevance, And I'm glad you have agreed that the only person who ended up wound up from your early season wum was yourself.
Another stunning retort from a Trotter, their endless stream of original witticisms never ceases to surprise me.