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Moreno.

Dim bulb.

Not the brightest.

A few too many lights out in his Christmas tree.

A few french fries short of a Happy Meal.

A room temperature IQ.

A walking argument for birth control.

Batteries not included.

Differently clued.

Elevator doesn't go all the way to the penthouse.

Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching.

He's so dense, light bends around him.

His head whistles in a crosswind.

His mind wandered and never came back.

If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.

If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.

It's hard to believe he beat 100,000 other sperm.

Knitting with only one needle.

Living proof that nature does not abhor a vacuum.

So dumb, blondes tell jokes about him.

Uses his head to keep the rain out of his neck


.......

You know. .. him.

 

Its taken 37,000 posts, but Mito has finally posted a humour one!

 

Jimmy will be on board too

 

I sense a burn.......

Have I been dry hummed by the Brighton boy?

 

Hendo to Spurs for £25m?

Based on last few years no... Based on this year, take it.

 

Apart from anything else, I'm not sure that selling our captain to Spurs would send out the right signal.

Then again, it'd be nice not to be the only club overspending on average English players from mid-table clubs

 

Poch would probably turn him into a very good player, he has the potential to be one

 

Oh definately. The biiest quesiton everyone's asking now is how much the injury's affected him though.

Does your comment mean that you don't think Klopp can get the same out of him as Poch could?

 

Nope, I just think Spurs playing style would suit him better.

 

So in other words, yes?

 

In the long term if we improve our midfield, I only see Henderson as a backup tbh. He's solid, but he isn't champions league quality, that's for sure

 

dont worry about it spurs are gonna buy him for 25m

 

Depends if Poch contacts him

 

The what now?

 

The what now?

 

#childish

 

25m for Forest Gump..we should get the deal done ASAP.

 

Hendo fits Klopps style in terms of athleticism perfectly, however it's just the technical aspects that let him down slightly. Unfortunately like a lot of English players, he's very much physically stronger than technical skills.

If we could merge him and Lallana would be ideal.

 

Let just swap henderson for alli

Everyone will be happy.

 

Can't see any of the Spurs fans being happy about it