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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Commachio, Mar 8, 2016.

  1. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    It does explain a lot mind.
     
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  2. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Best city you've had a night out in? Vegas/Paphos

    Worst place you've had a night out in? Hull/Norwich
     
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  3. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Thats **** all. In Portugal we were betting a case of beer on a direct tank hit with 66's. ****ing about. The pop up sight nearly took the top of my thumb off.
     
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  4. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Not easy.

    Phnom Phen,Plymouth or even Nottingham for best.

    Worst, Sunderland, Pompey where i managed to stay alive.
     
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  5. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Sunderland? Is it crap for a neet oot?

    Where'd you go in Nottingham? I've been out there loads of times.
     
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  6. Zlash

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    I like Nottingham. Black Cherry Lounge is tits.
     
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  7. Commachio

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    Sunderland can be canny. Really good at times.

    Just a few bad mishaps.

    3 days in hospital with a crushed throat. Bounchers Chambers

    Fractured wrist.. Bouncers Ku club.

    Mate stabbed.. outside Beehive.

    Plus more.

    Mind ive had probably worse here, but its like water of a ducks back now.


    Im just about over yet another throat injury by some Scandy weightlifting puff. Telling everyone i nearly blinded him. Overgrown ***.
     
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  8. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    How did you nearly blind him?

    To be fair, if you're eating pint glasses a fractured wrist is not really worth mentioning <laugh>
     
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  9. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    It was a case of misunderstanding
    We were having a drink together, then he went psycho when i called the whore a cheap skank.

    I got a bruised throat and a chomped finger. He got blurred vision for a few days. Oh well.


    Edit to answer. I tried to pop it out. I could hardly breathe. He had me.
     
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  10. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Did you finish your pint?
     
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  11. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Yes afterwards. Together.

    I only learnt of his bleating days later.
     
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  12. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I look forward to coming to Pattaya and having a few beers with you, going home with HIV and no eyes.
     
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  13. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    **** off this **** may have killed me. He is ****ing huge.

    I do what i have to do. Its why i never spoke before.

    Next time we bump into each other should be fun.
     
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  14. Billy Death

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    Worst thing I've ever eaten was swill.
    We had to do a 48 hr e&e exercise & that's all we got offered.
    The bastards even put a dead rat on top of the bin.
    You just had to shove your arm in & take a lucky dip.
    I came out with a few spuds which I was happy with.
    It was either that or nowt for two days.

    Best thing I've eaten is kangaroo steak.
     
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  15. Commachio

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    Far to good for you heathens.
     
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  16. Billy Death

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    I'm just pleased I was early in the queue.
    As it went on the rat got pushed further & further down.
     
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  17. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Swill.

    Sounds delightful.
     
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  18. Billy Death

    Billy Death Well-Known Member

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    Kept us going mate.
     
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  19. Commachio

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    Not as goid a pot noodles.

    Its nearly 1am. Im ootside in me shorts. I wanna buck the russian tramp un the opposite block.
     
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  20. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Describe him to us.
     
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