My needs are easily met nowdays, I have a lovely lady that lives close by , she has Parkinsons , and just holds it in her hand for me
I'm loving seeing this Comm v Fredor love story bloom. It's a great thing to wake up to each morning seeing what has been going on on the other side of the world.. Some top comments too lads.
I would like to be considered for an entry into the Newcastle Brown Ale book of records for the category of " The deepest hole dug on one topic "
Sky are now reporting that he was in possession of extreme animal porn and searching teen sex websites. Jesus h christ.
And he had a scabby cock which he had a photo of on his phone. He's a wrong'un alright. FA have stripped him of his 12 England caps. I bet he thinks it can't get any worse for him now. HMP Franklin awaits.
It's not funny but I'm laughing reading these comments. It's always good when they can stop protecting the integrity of the case and just tell the world the details. Imagine what he is thinking right now. Sat in a cell, he has been written out of his country's sporting history, the whole world (including his parents) knows he's got nob rot and not only does it turn out he likes under age girls but goats as well. Talk about poor life choices!
The mackems can't bring up the horse punching anymore. Their star winger was knocking one out over chickens. Whole new meaning to 'chickens coming home to roost.'
Always knew there was something fishy about him. Turned out that he had an eye for the birds. Now we know what they meant by 'easy tiger.'
