Would you mind awfully if I nick your idea for old vinyl LP's to take to Dragons Den? Might as well steal someone else's ideas as all mine have been pinched and not a penny in royalties to be seen. Facebook, that was mine. Dayglo reflective dog collars, mine too. Check a Trade was certainly one of mine, even to the extend that I quizzed colleagues and college friends to see if it would be a viable option.
I could go on Dragons Den with some pots, ogle at the young bird with the big tay-tays who never backs anyone and stand next to that Peter Jones fella and say "f*ck my old boots but you are one tall cnut!"
I would like £50,000 investment for a 1.5% share of the business. Minted.