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And paying them for the privilege.

 

Erm, yeah Turkey. Wtf has Turkey got to do with the EU?

 

Turkey trying to get on the gravy train, we should tell them to get stuffed.

 

As I understand it the existing member States have to vote unanimously to allow a new one in. Call me naive but I can see a possible stumbling block or two for our friends in Ankara...

 

Let us in or we'll flood you with immigrants.

 

Makes a change from.....and we'll flood you with immigrants.

 

Turkey under Sultan Erdoğan trying to get into the EU. It would be funny if it wasn't such a dangerous possibility. The fact Article 301 in Turkish law makes it illegal to insult or criticise the Turkey as a nation or the Turkish government just proves how authoritarian the place is. Not to mention Erdoğan's son buys oil from Islamic State and sells it to the Far East.

 

There's as much chance if Turkey joining the EU as there is of Sepp Blatter becoming the next pope.

 

Bomb the bastards

 

Any oarticular bastards you had in mind? Or just bastards generally?

 

Emmm.....option two

 

We're going to need a lot of ****ing bombs then.

 

Not if we round them up and put em in a field.

 

The Turks must be pissed off. All these immigrants strolling into Europe and none of they ****s are allowed in

 

You've never been to Haringey have you?

 

Can't say that I have.

 

It's a must if you like Turkish food. Or heroin.

 

I wouldn't know. Never been to Turkey either.

 

Germany is full of Turks.

 

Has been for years.