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Board Meltdowns

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Hoddle Is A Gob, Oct 7, 2014.

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Which board kicks off first?

  1. Liverpool

  2. Man Utd

  3. Swans

  4. Saints

  5. Hull

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  1. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    The last time. You said something along the lines of 'I won't be on here for a few days lads as I'm jetting off to the states' shortly after you'd been rinsed after one of your wum **** ups. A mere 24 hours later you were on here claiming you were rehearsing for a gig <laugh>

    Don't tell me, you jetted of to the States to play at the Hollywood bowl with Slash from Guns N Roses ?
     
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  2. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Likely because it's utter bollocks and HIAG lives a sad lonely life, where he needs to invest his time into trying to get people to believe that he's a Lawyer, Rock God, Cambridge graduate maybe ?
     
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  3. Who the fcuk said anything about money?

    The fact that I'm loaded shouldn't come into this.
     
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  4. You're getting confused, Pixie. That was when I disappeared to the family's coastal retreat. Actually, I don't even own that - it belongs to the missus. We have intermittent wifi connection, which makes it difficult, but not impossible, to connect to the web.

    This isn't rocket science, Pixie, and ought really not to astonish even someone of your low mental capacity.
     
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  5. PINKIE

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    No, that was another time that you claimed you wouldn't be on here, but couldn't help yourself and were posting within hours of that BS claim.

    Your 'jetting off to the states' BS comment was particularly funny, because if I recall correctly you had started posting again before you would even have had the time to fly to the U.S <laugh>
     
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  6. I have not said anything about "jetting off" to the States before now. I leave those kinds of stories to you, Pixie.

    My retreat is the coastal house.
     
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  7. PINKIE

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    Trying to deny it now eh ? Backtracking on the bullshit story doesn't hide the fact that you tried to peddle the BS in the first place. <laugh>
     
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  8. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    ...Rupert has :)
     
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  9. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    To be fair that could have been every day up to this season.
     
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  10. Sure, Pixie. Whatever gets you through the day.
     
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  11. PINKIE

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    <laugh> Gaping Chasm
     
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  12. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Feeling a bit embarrassed about it now ? You said 'I'm jetting off to the states' and then went on about how you wouldn't be able to post, but were posting before the plane even had the time to fly to the U.S. <laugh>

    It's why I called Bullshit on it HIAG, do you see how this works now ?
     
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  13. Links, please. I'll give you 24 hours, then I'm calling this in as a WFU.
     
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  14. PINKIE

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    Pointless, you will have gone back and edited it already. You'd do better claiming you meant to **** up on purpose :)
     
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  15. SpursDisciple

    SpursDisciple Booking: Mod abuse - overturned on appeal Forum Moderator

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  16. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Stop trying to derail this HIAG piss taking thread please <whistle>
     
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  17. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Is that the coastal retreat that you posted from to tell us that it has no internet access ?
     
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  18. The posting was made from the cocktail bar of the hotel that sits atop the cliffs, a mile and a half further along the coast.

    Are you going to give up, now, Pixie, or do you want me to call "WFU" on your sorry, pathetic ass?
     
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  19. PINKIE

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    Go ahead. Call WFU :) I'll give you one last chance to rethink this though before you make the ultimate **** up. :)
     
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  20. Wum fcuk up!

    Oh, dear, Pixie! You really do insist on walking into these things!
     
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