Board Meltdowns

"You are working on the day of the North London Derby? And you seriously call yourself a Arsenal fan...?"

Until Macdonalds invent the self-flipping burger, show some respect for his day job.

 

What's the betting that Pixie takes another fake trip to the States?

 

Pixie works for MacDonalds!!!

Why am I not surprised?

I reckon he got the job through a special community project.

 

HAIG is the burger flipper, although maybe he's just the bloke who shakes the salt over the fries and has aspirations to become a meat patty flipping technician.

 

I reckon that note is the same one that makes a sound when air expels from your arse hole

 

You even flip burgers for rival fast food chains!

Although HIAG I don't think you should be looking at a long term career with Wimpy.

 

I can see that it still hurts you that I don't need to bullshit about 'jetting of to the states' as you did

 

Pussy - is more his style

 

You know all the technical terms!

Not surprising, I suppose, given that you got the job at McDonalds through that special community project.

 

I'm off to Vegas, in August. A family wedding over there. Not a place that I'm particularly fond of, but I'll use the opportunity to go an visit the Grand Canyon, which I haven't seen, yet.

 

"Pixie works for MacDonalds!!!"

That's General Pixie to you, pal (I think that is the rank the four stars on his
Macdonalds badge means anyway) .

 

Lovely time of year to go to Vegas. Shouldn't be more than 40-45 degrees. Is it a white trash wedding?

 

Only because you fessed up to being a meat patty flipping technician, unless you were talking about a move Rupert makes on you ?

 

Tell me about it! I'm not best pleased about it. It was sprung on us last month, and I've had to change a number of plans.

White trash wedding? From what it's costing, I shouldn't think so.

 

Of course you are

 

Why on Earth would anyone want to lie about going to Vegas ffs?

If I was going to lie about going somewhere, I'd at the very least make it slightly more exotic.

 

Did you have to ask the fat girl at Maccy D's to take over your Happy Meal duties ?

 

Because you bullshitted about the last time you 'jetted off to the states'

 

Which time? I've been to the States several times.

 

HIAG, I enjoy the banter with you but why do you feel it's necessary to either pretend or let people know (whichever is true, although it's fairly obvious) that you've got money? Either way it's a very shallow/insecure trait.