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Match day thread / Rival watch

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by PINKIE, Jan 2, 2016.

  1. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    A wum **** up would be writing a thread about how Berahino is going to go on strike so that he can force a move to Spurs, right before he apolgised to to the manager and fans and got his head down and starting scoring for WBA again.

    It does explain how you struggle with this concept of wumming though. :)
     
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    In what alternate universe did Berahino get his head down and work at anything other than burgers?
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    He's had his Maccy D moment, but now he's back in the team he seems to be scoring fairly regularly again.
     
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    My guess is that he's been promised that he can go in the summer. If he was staying he'd have signed a new contract.

    Whether we're still interested or not, I don't know.
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Possibly. WBA might even get him to sign a new contract yet, if they can persuade him that he has a good future there. He's apologised to the manager and fans, and to be fair, when he has played he's scored nearly every time, despite looking like a porker. Decent talent, but questionable character.
     
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    NSIS Well-Known Member

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    He won't stay, almost guaranteed. WBA are ****e. He's a top striker, he'll be on his bike somewhere.
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Tend to agree. Not sure where he'll end up though. I'm surprised they didn't sell him to Newcastle for £21m
     
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    You mean if they're not relegated?
    Like I say, I've no idea if we still have an interest. Pochettino won't have him unless he's sure he's gonna fit in and do as he's told. And that means work - hard work!
     
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    I don't think he'll go there now, but I was surprised they didn't sell him when Newcastle came knocking with that big bid
     
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  10. You cannot give this up, can you?

    You desperately need this to happen in order to expunge from the record a wum fcuk-up of Biblical proportions that is going to explode under your feet, the minute he signs for another club. God help you, Pixie, if it is Spurs!
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Calm down petal. As I've told you, you can't just copy and paste 'wum **** up' and expect people to fall for it.

    The only wum **** up over Berahino was you telling everybody that Spurs would compensate him for going on strike and forcing through a move to Spurs.
     
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    I said that Levy could build any such compensation into any deal.

    As I have said on another thread, this is pure desperation on your part, now. You know you've screwed this up, and you are trying very hard to create a smokescreen. But no amount of smoke can mask the stench of this god-almighty wum ****-up!
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Wrong again. When I challenged you about the claim that he would go on strike you said 'Levy will compensate him for his direct action'

    You then tried to claim that he had 'practically' gone on strike, because you knew you ****ed up.
     
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    All I ever said was that Berry had threatened to go on strike, which he had. I then said words to the effect that Levy could compensate him for any loss of wages, should he actually go on strike.

    Apart from your desperately trying, and hopelessly failing, to recover some dignity from your appallingly dreadful wum, you are making nothing more than a series of non-points. It is dreadfully embarrassing for you.
     
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    Mate, the comment is there for everybody to see. You said that 'Levy will compensate him for his direct action' <laugh>
     
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  16. ...in the event that Berry carried out his thread to go on strike.

    <doh>
    Only a cretin would deny that these words are implied in my statement.
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    It was on the back of me telling you that he wouldn't go on strike, how more obvious can it be ?

    You then tried to backtrack claiming he'd 'practically' gone on strike once you k ew you'd ****ed it <laugh>
     
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    How can it be a "fcuk up" if one merely reports the news?

    Please, stop, Pixie! This has gone beyond the "masturbating monkey" stage. We're now at the "I've shat my pants and hope that no one will notice, even though I stink to high Heaven and it's running down my legs from the obvious dark brown stain around my arse" stage.
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    You weren't simply reporting the news though, you were saying he'd go on strike and Spurs would compensate him for his 'direct action'

    You've been done time and again on that thread. From predicting his strike, to making wum claims that you can't back up. It's been a disaster for you. Probably best to leave it now, or just leave it on that thread. People are getting bored of you flouncing off on yet another thread about it <ok>
     
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    The yids are getting a bit over-confident about Wednesdays game.

    Underestimate West Ham at your own peril lads.
     
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