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Discussion in 'Watford' started by yorkshirehornet, Jun 22, 2015.

  1. brian_66_usa

    brian_66_usa Well-Known Member

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    Im sure he is very proud of her ,As i think most of us would be .
     
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    Ah, spirit "science" the master of woo and fallacious, dangerous, bullshit. Makes my blood boil every time I see a meme with that ******'s name on it. Space Jews, Sacred Geometry and all manner of other crap. Should be banned from the internet.
     
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  7. brian_66_usa

    brian_66_usa Well-Known Member

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    Football, oh football. What happened to you? You're just not the game as a kiddy I knew.

    Now with players on wages that could fund a small city, yet desire has lessened which seems such a pity.

    No respect for officials and cheating abound. A small puff of wind sends a player to ground.

    Our children are watching what these fellas do. They think they are heroes, they haven't a clue.

    I really do think it's time for a shake up, and all of the top folks now need to wake up.

    I want players to think of the badge not the pay, before the sport I once loved starts to slowly ebb away.
     
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    <applause>
     
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  9. yorkshirehornet

    yorkshirehornet Well-Known Member

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    So the song is true:


    Hitler 'had tiny deformed penis' as well as just one testicle, historians claim
    Hitler suffered from a condition called hypospadias which left him with an abnormally small manhood, according to historians Jonathan Mayo and Emma Craigie



    Hitler suffered from a condition called hypospadias which left him with an abnormally small manhood, according to historians Jonathan Mayo and Emma Craigie.


    It has long been suspected that Hitler's conquest of Europe was an attempt to compensate for a lack of potency elsewhere.

    But the notorious playground rhyme about his testicles appears to have only told half the story, as a book claims the leader of the Third Reich had a micropenis.

    Hitler suffered from a condition called hypospadias which left him with an abnormally small manhood, according to historians Jonathan Mayo and Emma Craigie

    In their book Hitler's Last Day: Minute by Minute, they say they have uncovered medical records which confirm the Fuhrer's embarrassing deformity.

    The condition is so severe that sufferers have to urinate from a hole at the base of the shaft, instead of the tip.

    It comes just two months after a German historian said he had found proof that Hitler really did have one testicle, as per the famous 1939 playground ditty.

    "Hitler himself is believed to have had two forms of genital abnormality: an undescended testicle and a rare condition called penile hypospadias in which the urethra opens on the under side of the penis," Mr Mayo and Ms Craigie wrote.



    The discovery could offer some explanation as to why Hitler was allegedly afraid of being seen naked and the cause of his famed fits of rage.

    It also likely to add fuel to the debate on Hitler's sex life - or lack thereof - which is fiercely contested by historians.

    In his biography of Hitler, the British historian Ian Kershaw said the Austrian-born Nazi leader was repelled by sexual activity of any kind as he feared catching an infection.

    However, there is evidence he had romantic encounters with a series of women in his lifetime, including his mistress Eva Braun, with whom he committed suicide on April 30, 1945. One German biographer, Heike Görtemaker, has insisted that the couple enjoyed a happy and healthy sex life.

    Hitler's personal doctor, Theodor Morell, is also said to have diagnosed the Fuhrer with hypospadias and had prescribed him with hormones and amphetamines in an attempt to improve his sex drive


    AHA:



    Hitler has only got one ball

    The other is in the Albert Hall

    His mother, the dirty b*****,

    Cut it off when he was small

    Hitler has only got one ball,

    Göring has two but very small,

    Himmler has something sim'lar,

    But poor old Goebbels has no balls at all.


    No wonder he wanted to invade us...

     
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    He wants to give our army guns with no bullets . I would support him to Europe with a one way ticket . And dont start me on him not singing the national anthem .He wants to govern our country as long as its his ideas and not the countrys RANT over
     
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  14. oldfrenchhorn

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    The man is a joke. How he can expect any support from a party that he constantly voted against is beyond belief. The parliamentary party is lumbered with him until they can find a way of dumping him. The country needs a credible opposition, and he is not the man to lead it.
     
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    <whistle> <laugh>
     
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    Looks as if they also need to be introduced to razors. :emoticon-0100-smile
     
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    Couldn't resist OFH, I saw that on fb just after your's and Brian's rant.

    I hear all the arguments against Corbyn, and I can't deny any of them, but even so he's a million times better than the thieving, lying despicable moron we have at present!
     
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  18. oldfrenchhorn

    oldfrenchhorn Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Are you talking about Burnham or Farage? Can't be too certain. Oh and by the way I don't rant. :emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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    I'm talking about the Eton pig-poker, stealing from the poor and disabled to feather the nests of his millionaire chums!
     
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    oldfrenchhorn Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Got it now. Tam Dalyell.
     
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