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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Who would have thought it?

    Palace fans are already starting to call for Pardew out...

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    He's an awful manager and his career proves it. None of this 'he took us to 5th' bollocks either; we fluked that. Palace will sack him if they continue dropping down the table.
     
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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

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    He does this at every club
     
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    Good start [normally a season] and then it all falls to pieces.
     
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  6. Albert's Chip Shop

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    From the mag.....


    Crystal Palace fans slaughter Alan Pardew – Must read classic comments after 0 wins in 10
    Crystal Palace fans: ‘We have players capable of winning games but Pardew just don't know how and when to use them.’

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    Alan Pardew is now 14 months into his management spell/love affair at Crystal Palace.

    Keeping Palace up in some style, he has been backed heavily in the transfer market and now Crystal Palace fans are able to take a more rounded look at their returned cult hero…

    At Newcastle United, there were some good runs of form under Alan Pardew but then typically followed by serious nosedives that he looked clueless to address, once plan A was found lacking.

    The Alan Pardew celebrity cheerleaders/fan club were out in force earlier this season with their ‘Pardew for England’ calls, though surprisingly little to be seen or heard of Ian Wright, Patrick Barclay and the rest of the gang recently.

    Saturday teatime has seen Alan Pardew and Crystal Palace make it 10 games without a win in the Premier League with defeat at West Brom, only 3 points from the last 30.

    Comments are taken from the top Crystal Palace message board holmesdale.net, well worth a read…

    ‘Alan Pardew has got to go, a total shambles, a side with no shape no fight no confidence, get your letter in the post.’

    ‘Look at him on the sideline. He looks petrified because he has no clue!’

    ‘No plan B. Wickham and Adebayor do not work together. At this rate we will be going down.’

    ‘Sack Pards put him out of his misery. Moyes is the answer.’

    ‘Hysteric pants wetters go away. He’s on a bad run. Give the guy a break.

    He’s been fab for the previous twelve months before this run started and has got us within touching distance of Wembley.

    I’d rather sack you lot as Palace fans than him as manager.’

    ‘Pardew is f***ing clueless. The toon fans were completely correct.’

    ‘I like Pardew and he has a relationship to the club that no one that can replace him will have. But how long can we let this slump go on for, Holloway, Warnock both got the sack with shorter bad runs. Now Pardew is much better than either of them but he is seriously lacking in some departments. If we get no signs of a comeback today and nothing at Sunderland then I think he needs to go.’

    ‘We deserve to be 3-0 down, playing games a 442 is not the Palace way. The Mags are gonna be flooding our forums later with huge delight.’

    ‘Ten games no wins pardew is clueless sack him tonight, Bolasie back tonight – we are a one man team.’

    ‘Pardew has all the signs of being a one trick pony.

    Teams have now figured out how to beat us as they did with Newcastle.’

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    ‘I can’t see us winning any of our remaining fixtures at the moment.

    I’ve said it before but I’ll say it again. We can’t defend, and we can’t score…. Scoring twice after being 3-0 down isn’t something to get carried away by. At this rate we will get relegated.

    Pardew’s only saving grace at the moment is that I can’t think of someone better to replace him with.’

    ‘Good job the teams below us all lost, Pardew has one game left to save his job in my opinion.’

    ‘Poor tactics by the manager cost us today. He better admit that he got it wrong and not blame the players, weather or any other f***ing thing.’

    ‘Is Pardew really worth a new improved contract? We would have sacked any other manager long ago for serving up this unadulterated tripe.

    The team now looks unbalanced and lacking in any organisation or semblance of tactics. Our role models seem to be Blackpool!’

    ‘Problem always is when you are in a slump you tighten up things defensively.

    Pardew has never (and will never) have this in his locker. Happened at Newcastle that as the quality of attackers went down so did results.

    In a trench he isn’t the person you want managing.’

    ‘Serious candidates for relegation if we do not win at Sunderland on Tuesday, with just 3 points from a possible 30.

    Sorry to be so negative but time to wake-up and smell the coffee!!’

    ‘Tactically got it wrong! Bolasie had to start and why take off a striker with class when in need of a goal?

    It was all about the service not the striker being the problem.’
     
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  7. Commachio

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    Well lets hope my team full of one legged ducks can make his life more miserable on tuesday..

    Will you lot be cheering us on?
     
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    And only 2 of those 8 wins are against teams in the PL today! And those 6 teams we did beat who are now in lower divisions will not be back for a long time!
     
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  9. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Never.

    Although if you did win I wouldn't be as pissed off as if you had beat another side.
     
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    To think our MD/Owner stood by this clown and offered 8 year contracts. Then moved for McClaren. Beggars logic.
     
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    And we are doing so well, childish fixation on Pardew, however with the front line not firing and some key injuries not least Bolasie Palace have struggled, they should have had 2 penalties yesterday and certainly were the better team in the 2nd half along with a cracker of a goal from Whickam, will be in the PL next season which is more than we can say at the moment.
     
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    West Brom also should have had a couple more yesterday. Palace lose another couple of games and will br dragged in. They have been well and truly Pardewed.
     
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    They were in the relegation zone when he took over so he's improved them actually.
     
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  14. Albert's Chip Shop

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    The Toon twitterati just put this up.

    Valid point about the crap we all got from certain media sources.....

    Some of it is a wee bit beely tho.

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    They weren't right though were they because he was replaced by Carver and now we have the far inferior Steve McLaren. Those fans with brains in their heads knew that would happen and knew Pardew was the lesser of evils. And you can want rid of someone without resorting to creating web sites about it, driving billboards around the city and handing out flyers before the match, all of which was a disgrace.

    That must be some ****wit who spent the time writing that graphic, mind. <laugh>
     
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  16. Albert's Chip Shop

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    I got it off @gallowgateshots
     
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  17. Albert's Chip Shop

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    The coffin stunt was completely ****ing ******ed.
     
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    Was that the one arranged by the professional self-publicist and wannabe, Steve Wraith?
     
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  19. Albert's Chip Shop

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    He's an accctoooorrr now mate.
    He loves the limelight.
     
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  20. Heed

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    so the love in with Pardew continues.
    just like a jilted lover, some fans can't bear to be without him
     
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