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Good win for Manure against the Danish butchers and bakers and candle-stick makers, hopefully it will fill them full of confidence for the visit of l'arse at the weekend. A sound win for Manure might make the table look a bit better. It would also be rather nice to see Norwich ease their relegation fears as well this weekend.
 
News from Upton Park:

A cheap plastic supermarket shopping bag has just blown across the pitch which has raised the excitement and quality levels a few notches.

Even Post-Pulis Pardew's Palace v Boring Boring Baggies will do well to come after this on MOTD.
 
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Does anyone else think the groundsman at Leicester ha been on the waccy baccy? Strange pattern on the grass. Or perhaps he is a Scot and he's trying to do a tartan.
 
Does anyone else think the groundsman at Leicester ha been on the waccy baccy? Strange pattern on the grass. Or perhaps he is a Scot and he's trying to do a tartan.
They only mark the bits that they actually use. Most of it never sees the ball.
 
Cameron Jerome with one of the worst misses of the season.
Virtual open goal with a header from a corner on the edge of the six yard box. Absolute sitter.
They've done pretty well in this half, but they'll probably balls it up.
 
Shane Long puts Southampton ahead against Chelsea.
Is that good for us or not? Not sure. Saints are a lot closer.
 
Based on the first half you'd think Norwich were top and Leicester were fighting relegation. Norwich should be in front, Jerome, worst miss of the season.