I wish...

[Archers Road]

I had you down as about 40

54. Waited til I was 40 to start growing up.

 

[Archers Road]

If someone called me an English **** I wouldn't say it was racist, because the English aren't a race. Bigoted or xenophobic, maybe.

Practically the first words said to me in a Glasgow pub were "English **** eh?" Didn't seem much point taking offence.

 

[Null]

Practically the first words said to me in a Glasgow pub were "English **** eh?" Didn't seem much point taking offence.

Aye but we use it as a term of endearment ...

 

[Ciaran]

Aye but we use it as a term of endearment ...

Aye so do we. He's a decent **** etc.

 

[Null]

Aye so do we. He's a decent **** etc.

Yer some **** so ye ur ...

 

[Gambol]

How much did you get for your finger?

You mean my hand being crushed and months taken to put it back together minus one finger...

I got 17.5k and told not to do it again.

 

[Mind The Duck]

You mean my hand being crushed and months taken to put it back together minus one finger...

I got 17.5k and told not to do it again.

Heres me thinking you just stuck it in a dirty wummin

 

[Gambol]

Heres me thinking you just stuck it in a dirty wummin

'Durty' wimmin. I don't go near 'dirty' wimmin. There's a difference.

 

[DUNCAN DONUTS]

Every ****s offended these days, if you called someone a British **** in Ireland it would have the same result.

Sandwich shop near Dublin called 'sambos' which is what people shorten sandwiches to had to change its name after protests

Should it not be Sandos you thick Irish prick ?