I was considering joining a walking football league, I am old enough but I don't think I am fit enough.
That's come up in conversation this morning I mentioned soon being able to join the 35+ league and the guy (60+) responded with the walking league
It's for the very elderly, you are not allowed to run, but can tackle to a limited extent. No sliding tackles obviously as there would be to many broken hips
Don't mistake me for that ****, I'm the brown tellytubby that they keep away from due to the alcoholism, rotten teeth and incontinence