Defoe Notches Ahead Of The Derby....

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mackemwelder said:
Nah mate, i do as well but saying that, i'd rattle her like but if i had Defoe's money i'd be looking for much better than that.
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If I was a footballer out for drinks somewhere and later on I'm sitting with her and she's pressing those boobs up against my arm, while stroking my thigh and whispering in my ear, I'm not going to turn to her and say "I regret to inform you that your jawline does not meet my required standard", I'll be texting Jeeves to bring the Bentley round to chauffeur us to my mansion.

And be quick about it Jeeves.
 
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SAFC Nacho said:
If I was a footballer out for drinks somewhere and later on I'm sitting with her and she's pressing those boobs up against my arm, while stroking my thigh and whispering in my ear, I'm not going to turn to her and say "I regret to inform you that your jawline does not meet my required standard", I'll be texting Jeeves to bring the Bentley round to chauffeur us to my mansion.

And be quick about it Jeeves.
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You forgot to tell the mut about her pointy nose, too.
 
SAFC Nacho said:
If I was a footballer out for drinks somewhere and later on I'm sitting with her and she's pressing those boobs up against my arm, while stroking my thigh and whispering in my ear, I'm not going to turn to her and say "I regret to inform you that your jawline does not meet my required standard", I'll be texting Jeeves to bring the Bentley round to chauffeur us to my mansion.

And be quick about it Jeeves.
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Steady on tiger, you'll make a mess :)

I wouldn't knock it back either mate but if i had his money i'd be expecting better. Each to his own eh? look at Rooney :)
 
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