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Defoe Notches Ahead Of The Derby....

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  1. LAMackem

    LAMackem Well-Known Member

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    Sunderland striker Jermain Defoe scores with lapdancer who dumped Newcastle-supporting husband in Asda car park

    As per the Daily Mirror......oops
     
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    7 in a row :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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    Brilliant!!!!!! Another worldie on the volley?
     
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    The standard of lapdancer in magville is pretty low.

    looks like a fat munter
     
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    Do you think when he scored it was a tap in or 30 yarder?
     
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    big enough target. couldnt miss
     
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    Maybe like the Liverpool game.....ass to goal....turned and shot?
     
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    you'll have to listen to the lyrics to understand what im getting at.
     
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    So for the West Ham game your going for a 5-3-2 formation with Defoe and Sweaty Betty up front?
     
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    yes it'll be a

     
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    I wouldnt mind hanging out of her
     
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    Me neither!
     
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    This is of no real suprise...
     
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    I seem to recall last time there was a similar story about Defoe the girl was a bit of a munter, must be his thing.

    Not sure about her being fat though Comm, have you been brainwashed by the media or what? I can't see any weight on her that shouldn't be there.
     
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    i guessed that already before you wrote it mate, however i think she was looking for a big black pudding, and not walls chipalatoes.<laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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    nowt wrang with that bod!
     
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    guess its just me then who thinks she's a hound.
     
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    I'd use her well worn thong to floss my teeth & strain my tea. <ok>
     
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    Nothing wrong with her body, apart from them stupid ****ing tattoos. It's her face that offends me. She has a hideous nose and I don't find her attractive, one bit.
     
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    The word "score" has been used very, very loosely here. She looks grim!
     
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