Us v Jitteryland

You can already see that wretched c*nt has got us playing crab football. First 5 minutes and we've played a million sideway and back passes. Van Gaal is such a motherfcking coward.

 

Someone is on their period today

 

Everytime we move the ball forward quickly we expose their defence. That's happened twice and Depay has got in there.

 

bland game so far

 

cracking save

 

That's a fantastic save by Romero.

We can't string two passes together going forward, can't get out of our own half. Van Gaal is just so bad it's unreal

 

You are taking this 'competition for the likes of Liverpool' very very seriously, Treb!!

 

We can't get near the ball. They're playing around us at will. Bloody hell

 

Just like the Sunderland game... foul.. foul.. foul.. foul.. foul.. foul..

 

THIS is without doubt the worst 20 minutes of football I've seen from us this season.

 

I take all competitions seriously.

 

Fair play to you Treb.

All the fairweather plastics deserted United long ago on this board, but here you are having a meltdown talking to yourself on this thread

 

But I'm not talking to myself. I'm educating you. You're always here

 

Our football lacks any imagination or strategy. You have to wonder what Van Gaal has them doing in training. They're a good passing side but we really should be ripping them apart. It's all just "hit and hope" football from us.

 

World class finish by Depay 0-1

 

Booom

 

1-1 fully deserved

 

booom

 

45 minutes of clueless, gutless football from Van Gaal

To think we have fans who've paid £70 to watch this c*nt putting out this performance. He should pay for all of them.

If we lose tonight, I really hope that fcker walks.

 

This is beyond funny, beyond sad, beyond fury....I've run out of emotions.