Rival watch

I thought 'promising youngsters' was what got him in trouble in the first place?

 

Darmian ballsing up his Ashley Young attempt!
Aw, he's hurt himself. What a shame. Twat.

Edit: Howard Webb thinks that was a foul? I'm shocked to see him backing Man Utd.
Darmian initiates contact. He jumps into Khazi or whatever his name is.
Blind pillock.

 

Shoulder's gone. Nasty!

Mannone's got to put that round the post. Poor, unsurprisingly from a Gooner keeper,

 

1-1. FFS. Mannone should put that wide.
Be interested to see that Yedlin dive again, too.

 

If Sunderland drop that far back for the rest of this game they're going to lose.

 

Michael Owen should do something useful for once and explain to Yedlin that diving will not warm Pochettino's heart.

 

Great run by Yedlin, but a poor decision at the end. Took too long and made the wrong choice.

 

N'Doye should bury that. If Utd had an average keeper, then they'd be solidly mid-table.

 

Dembele jr has looked good today.

Big ex-Spurs contingent out there with Fredricks, Hall, O'Hara, Parker, Luongo and Knochesky.

 

Why the **** is he taking Defoe off?!

 

Yeeeeeeessss!!

 

Kone scores lol!

 

Good, Mr van Gaal. I'd like to say that it's been nice having you, but it hasn't.

 

So much money. De Gea in goal and at best they're average.

 

That change by Sunderland makes no sense, for me.
Is he trying to give them someone to hold up the ball or something?

 

They would have done better to get Big Sam as manager.

 

I've waited 25 years for United fans to understand what it's like to have a team that doesn't automatically win every week and I'm frankly happy to openly admit I'm thoroughly enjoying this period.

 

Poor old llama. Kept his team in it and now he's credited with the goal!

 

Big Sam moves in mysterious ways in his role as the Sunderland Savior .

 

MOTM: John O'Shea.