Ugly XL with faces that could curdle cream.

[Constcrepe]

I'll name a keeper. Must still be playing in the Premier League. Post a photo.

Okay keeper is:

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Defenders could be ?

 

[merrysupersteve]

Dirk Kuyt, Wayne Rooney, Carlos Tevez in a forward 3 would certainly frighten opposition defenders. Harder to think of defenders who are messes!

 

[Swarbs]

Bale, Lescott, Ferdinand and Phil Neville would make a fine Franken-backline.

 

[tunns®]

I could go in the coverted CM position!


























(think to yourselves mel smith... get the picture?)

 

[Skylarker]

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[Manobear]

City should sign Ribery so we can put him on this list.