Atheists are miserable

I'm a Catholic and unless we're steaming drunk we're all as miserable as sin. The Hindus round where I live always seem to be quite a happy bunch in general.

 

What's a Hindu?

 

Lays eggs

 

What's a Hebrew?

A male tea bag.

 

Was tempted to try that one

 

Sikh and you shall find.

 

Where are the Andes?

On the end of my wristies.

 

Where did Napoleon keep his armies? Up his sleevies.

 

*handies

 

I'm an agnostic and am comfortable with that.

Anyone being rational knows that we have no idea what happens after death.

And I am being serious for once.

 

And I agree with you, not for the first time, buddy

 

What does Patience think of your overt racism, @monacoger?

 

Not really sure, she doesn't speak English