Off Topic Compare the cheese to no 10 thread

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Red Hadron Collider said:
Started off at the Cheese on Saturday and then went up to the Grange (after a break) for the match. very pleased to see that it was my favourite barmaid up there - the lovely Julie. She's been working there the last couple of games I've watched and on both occasions, she's given me a smacker right on the lips. This time I got two.

On Saturday, she described me as an 'intellectual' (I am for that place <laugh>) and told me that she found men who could string a good sentence together to be very attractive. She does have a partner of sorts, but they apparently had a big row on Saturday afternoon before she came to work. I'm thinking of taking this one further.

Short blond hair, decent face with glasses, good tits and arse and a top set of pins. She wears glasses and I reckon she defo likes it. Smokes as well. Will keep you posted <ok>
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Smokes, is loose, has a decent pair of wangers, is charmed by a bloke who can use more than 2 syllables, and is short sighted.

What are you waiting for?

Smash it lad.
 
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saintKlopp said:
I think Billy was pointing out the futility of this:

after this:
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I realise that I was just pointing out that after becoming accustomed to it, I prefer the taste of diet to regular.

No matter how unhealthy a meal I have I would always pick diet over regular. Got nothing to do with the calories... Everything to do with the taste.

I avoid comes in general now though.
 
Milk has gone sour said:
I realise that I was just pointing out that after becoming accustomed to it, I prefer the taste of diet to regular.

No matter how unhealthy a meal I have I would always pick diet over regular. Got nothing to do with the calories... Everything to do with the taste.

I avoid comes in general now though.
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Diet coke gives you cancer, apparently <whistle>
 
Red Hadron Collider said:
Started off at the Cheese on Saturday and then went up to the Grange (after a break) for the match. very pleased to see that it was my favourite barmaid up there - the lovely Julie. She's been working there the last couple of games I've watched and on both occasions, she's given me a smacker right on the lips. This time I got two.

On Saturday, she described me as an 'intellectual' (I am for that place <laugh>) and told me that she found men who could string a good sentence together to be very attractive. She does have a partner of sorts, but they apparently had a big row on Saturday afternoon before she came to work. I'm thinking of taking this one further.

Short blond hair, decent face with glasses, good tits and arse and a top set of pins. She wears glasses and I reckon she defo likes it. Smokes as well. Will keep you posted <ok>
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I would be worried pursuing any woman that thinks you're an intellectual. <laugh>
 
Tobes said:
Smokes, is loose, has a decent pair of wangers, is charmed by a bloke who can use more than 2 syllables, and is short sighted.

What are you waiting for?

Smash it lad.
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The other upside is she's not at your "regular" so on the chance things get awkward you've always got your regular to fall back on. Nothing to lose. <ok>
 
Milk has gone sour said:
The other upside is she's not at your "regular" so on the chance things get awkward you've always got your regular to fall back on. Nothing to lose. <ok>
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Is right.

RHC's fit with glasses, probably looks like this when not the wrong end of a gallon of Carling though;

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*for younger viewers, that's Olive from on the buses*
 
Tobes said:
Is right.

RHC's fit with glasses, probably looks like this when not the wrong end of a gallon of Carling though;

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*for younger viewers, that's Olive from on the buses*
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You ever seen a picture of Olive dolled up? I didn't believe it was her when I saw it <yikes>
 
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