real Madrid set to sign a 1 billion + dollar deal with Addidas.Will they still get money from the government?
They also think being a Spurs fan makes you a mutant, to the point they rush off to grab their friends so they can all gawp at the freak sat at the bar. Quite unprofessional for a barman, that.
Spoke to a Rwandan policeman yesterday who had noted the Spurs tattoo on my arm. He said 'I used to be a Chelsea fan but they are rubbish this season. I now support Tottenham' Hey guys, we are attracting plastics, we must be doing something right!
My wife went to SportsDirect to buy me my annual Spurs mug (they just break when you throw them, you see). She said that it's the first time in years the assistant hasn't had some smart arsed comment.
"The price of success! It's the plastic age." Prescient foresight of the coming of that Rwandan policeman 25 yrs beforehand.
What was the ref thinking? Surely, the witness of history should dictate that just for turning up Liverpool should be awarded at least two penalties.
Sadly, they seem to be in short supply over here. Plastic! Now, there's an idea. But then they wouldn't break as easily.