The All-New "Mouser Watch!" Thread

I'm HAIGS alter ego, I have a history of this kind of thing. I'll come clean though and admit it. I really do work in MacDonalds but I am a rock legend but only in my living room on guitar hero, the only degrees I have are on my thermostat.

 

That's the one.

 

And the Lawyer claim ?
Come on admit it, the only involvement you've had with the law is when you got caught nicking a bag of frozen chicken nuggets from Iceland

 

... hadn't they defrosted by the time he got back to the UK?

 

Probably. As well as the distance between the UK and Iceland, HIAG has to wait for the number 59 bus to get his nuggets home from his local Iceland store.

 

Add in also, the time that he spent getting his collar felt for trying to steal them in the first place and you can see why his nuggets went all soggy.

 

Well done on that bumper haul of "likes" from the usual suspects!

They are so gullible, it makes me weep!

 

HAIG likes this.

 

Haig gets angry when people don't like his posts this screams of prolific "selfie" taker on Facebook

 

I just like everybody else's posts these days because I know HIAG will have a little pissy fit about it

 

You guys!

It used to be the case that "likes" had to be earned for true wit and endeavour; but, now, Pixie and his little band of elves and fairies give "likes" for anyone endeavouring to be a half-wit.

 

Nice one Morse ....so I'm guessing this 'trend' also explains why the likes you get are largely restricted to fellow Spuds and a Saints fan (your new bezzie mate) with a palpable dose of the gooner gripes?

 

Nah, us new skool types will hit like on anything, it's funny that you take it so personal though, the suspects are probably encouraged by that.

Own the like, don't be owned by the like ;D

 

You will find that my "likes" come from a variety of people, mainly from the more intelligent poster who appreciates good, knowing, witty banter.

 

Are you an elf or a fairy, Sucky?

 

That's great haig, I've liked plenty of your posts, it's nice that you acknowledge us more "intelligent" posters

 

More of a hobbit I'd say tbh

 

I tend to like things that amuse me or that I agree with, and i do so without wearing Arsenal tinted glasses as I quite often like posts from Spurs fans as well as other teams fans.
Spurlock is quite amusing so gets a few likes from me, as do SD and NSIS for their football posts that I agree with.
i have even liked Hiag

 

This is precisely why I have liked your comment

 

#likegate