[HASHTAG]#newkidontheblock[/HASHTAG]Too long. Pirlo wins. Again
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[HASHTAG]#newkidontheblock[/HASHTAG]Too long. Pirlo wins. Again

Awful beard, why bother..
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I used to have one of those too. SmegtasticTried this back in first year of Uni...quickly went because I looked like a knob
Pirlo's daddy
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Gallic tribal warrior of ever I saw one, this **** wouldn't look out of place fighting the Romans![]()
Did people keep thinking you were upside down?

Honestly never heard that one before mate![]()
Women with beards, defo makes them less attractive.
Some women like them, some women don't.
FYI: A lot of women don't like cunnalingus from men with a beard.
I remember reading an article once about the very subject of women's attraction to beards. Apparently the more common beards are the less women are attracted to them. Conversly, when beards are less common women are attracted to them. Makes sense because studies show people (especially women) are more attracted to nonconformists.
I guess that means if you want to attract women have a beard when they're out of fashion and shave it when they're I'm fashion.
Personally I am usually beardless but occasionally let one grow for a month or so until it irritates me or wife starts complaining.
[HASHTAG]#manup[/HASHTAG]I thought that beared were gorwn for:
a) proving you are not a wuss... cos you are as you are worried about it... ou grow it to prove you are not a pussy to other men
or
b) cos you are a fruit... hipster, metro sexual whatever... grown to look good for other men.
or
c) cos you hate shaving and it irritates you.
Bascially you can usually tell a mile off why a guy has a beard..
the A and B types were skinny jeans and have man bags too. you can always tell a guy that feels inferior just look at this numpty
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d) because you feel like it
I've already passed the stubble stage after shaving my beard on Sunday![]()
Its more like you can't be arsed until it really irritates you.
Nope. I shave my head regularly so shaving the beard doesn't make much difference. Just wanted a beard.
Do you feel you need it cos other men look like they all think they can kick your arse or are you turning hipster on us.
Do you have a man bag.
d) because you feel like it
I've already passed the stubble stage after shaving my beard on Sunday![]()
I typically have a 5 o'click shadow by noon.
Typically when I grow a beard it's because I don't feel like shaving over the weekend and on Monday I figure "meh, I already have a beard now might as well keep it."
I do hate shaving, but I don't like having much more than a very short beard either. What I really don't like is that very first shave after having a beard.![]()
[HASHTAG]#luvknows[/HASHTAG]Only if they're not goats... Then it's hot.