Gon yersel wee Carlos Tevez!

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TN8

TN8

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Jan 20, 2010
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Get stuck right intae that horrible, odious, anorexic caterpillar moustached, ugly, lucky, talentless, pathetic, loser boy ****ing ****ER!!!!!

When Gary Neville took a throw in at Ibrox, my da and brother had to hold me back from jumping the barrier and skelping the ****. Easily my most hated player on the planet, would love nothin more than to see him lying in front of the Kop with his leg in 5 pieces.

Hope wee Carlos rams another 2 past them on Wednesday, wrestles Neville to the ground, sits on his face and tea-bags him.

Finished.
 
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when you take you take your baws and place them in a sleeping friends eyes and lay your dick down their nose to their mouth and take pictures or await for them to awake.
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I've never done this, but seen it done. The guy went ****ing spasmodic when he saw the pictures. Said he was going to batter the guy that did it. Everyone just told him too stop crying and not to fall asleep at a party if he didn't want sleazed off
 
I don't mind Man Utd, never have really. I don't like them mind, just hate Chelsea, Liverpool & Arsenal so ****ing much I'd prefer Man Utd to win the EPL.

But Tuesday I was screaming for Man City to beat them. Wayne Rooney the cock trying to put Tevez off when taking the penalty <laugh>

Its good that Man City are challenging, mainly because it'll **** up the horrible scouse ****s.
 
Man City for me,dont like Man U,apart from Fergie.Would love it if they beat them but dont think they will.Hope Big Ade is back,bullet holes in his socks and all.
 
Hope Man United pump those wanabees, although saying that I do hope City do well in the League becuase I ****in HATE!!!! Liverpool so the more clubs doing better around that 4th spot area the better would fukin love Liverpool to go down the ****ter stupid Scouse ****s.
 
I thought it was brilliant stuff by Tevez, and he wont have many disagreeing with him. Gary Neville is an aids ridden wee **** that hasnt aged well at all. He looks like T-Bag from Prison Break.

I havent got an English team, but really starting to warm to Man City. Just because they're noising up Man Ure, who I ****ing despise.
 
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I havent got an English team, but really starting to warm to Man City. Just because they're noising up Man Ure, who I ****ing despise.
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<ok> apparently the atmosphere the other night was unbelievable, my uncle says Manc derbys havent been like that since the 70s and 80s! Iv been to 3 and they're briliant, choking to go to one now City are good tho.
 
ma mate tea-bagged his step da and put his dick in his mouth. his step da is a total nutcase, if he woke up a reckon he wuda maybe killed him or serioulsy injured him and went back to Bar L for another 'streech' as he calls it. its on film aswell doin the round, lets hope he doesnt get it sent to him
 
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ma mate tea-bagged his step da and put his dick in his mouth. his step da is a total nutcase, if he woke up a reckon he wuda maybe killed him or serioulsy injured him and went back to Bar L for another 'streech' as he calls it. its on film aswell doin the round, lets hope he doesnt get it sent to him
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Tea-bagging is pretty funny as long as its no you thats got a pair of sweaty baws in your mouth.
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Those videos are funny as ****. My mate was wearing a fake fur coat from a charity shop one time and I set it on fire with a tin of air freshener. He stormed off in a huff saying I could have killed him
 
it was funny but the **** took it too far and ened up burnin his scalp, still hilarious but. cos he cudnt stay awake he'd been on a bender since new years and that was the after old firm game, he gubbed hunners a vals aswell. total spazzy of a guy
 
A burned scalp hurts like ****. I fell asleep in the sun at RockNess three years ago and of my mates put that cooking spray down my middle parting I had at the time which just cooked it. Hurt like a bastard.
 
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