got knifed last night

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in london that means you are gay and got bumbed,im not sure what you mean can you enlarge on the statement was it a penus or a knife,and was it longer than six inches
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wow i also got shot in the leg with a harpoon gun,but i was trying to fire it at some chelsea fans,but it really hurts dosnt it,a lot of my friends call me harpo because of this
 
I'd like to say that a lot of my friends call me 'elephant dick', but unfortunately I haven't got any friends.
Ah, but would your non-existant friends friends say this because of impressive genital proportions, or because its covered in inch thick grey skin? Just curious really so don't want any photos.

On another note, I got one of my mates to stab an annoying Scot yesterday but anyways, up the Saints
 
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