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I don't know mate, I don't where bling, I leave that to you and your chav pals!

Bangkok is chav central by all accounts. A bunch of middle aged chavs dripping in fake gold and sweat getting their jollies by paying for what they can't get for free.

You must love it over there!

 

This is fast becoming a classic thread

 

Can I just say, that I love Ozzie's sig. No wumming, no piss-taking, just straight up factual reportage.

Thanks for that, Ozzie.

 

Et All, HIAG, as well as Et Al. Please don't forget All or Al. Et?

 

Fantastic deduction Donald, dont be coy about where your benefit comes from. I think youll find that Pattaya is what you mean as theres plenty of pastics there.

But being the Jimmy Saville of 606 im sure youll know all about getting you jollies off im sure yu know a ring or two.

 

Mainly because youre being ignored

 

Yes, I did notice that.

I forgave Ozzie his obvious faux pas, choosing to believe that he didn't receive a Classical education.

If you do a study, Stan, I'm sure that you'll discover that the average Gary Glitter fan from the 70s went to a modern comp.

I'm not going to criticise the bloke for that.

 

Et al is used as a preference for etc s the use was correct but you wouldnt expect that northern pilkdown ponce to know that.

 

I find your Savile obsession and your general interest in *****philia, which you refer to on a very regular basis, quite odd.

Yet despite your apparent enthusiasm for all "that" you got in a real state when I paraphrased you and called you a nonce. In fact you went crying to the mods like a pussy! I'm getting the impression, and correct me if I'm wrong, that you like to give it out but you turn into a quivering pussy when you get a bit back. I reckon that when you were running with the skinheads in the 80's you were the guy at the back yelling "facking let them 'ave it lads!", arriving just in time for the fight to be dispersed.

In fact, I bet you're not even brave enough to where your Chelsea shirt to the brothel anymore as they'll all laugh at you!

Et all.

Apparently.

 

Except you spelt it "et all" you dopey ****!

 

Nice dig.

Went straight over his head. He probably felt his wig wobble a bit.

 

Where my Chelsea shirt, game set and match Donald

 

Nice Saville reference.

Actually, I remember watching Saville play ping pong, on TV, back in the 70s. I remember saying to my mum, at the time, "Mum, why is that blinged-up pervert playing ping pong and smoking a cigar?" I got a clip round the ear for that, with the retort, "Quiet! He helps little children!"

 

So does Donald, hes knowledge of ping pong balls is unquestionable shame his stereotyping of Londoners is not as strong.
Also note hes attempting to score cheap points by becoming a grammar nazi. A sure sign of being petty and being rattled.

 

That was a mistake Ossie. I don't mind admitting that.

The alternative is to go off on a nonsensical rant to try and cover it up.

You can call me All.

 

How is it possible to get rattled on an internet forum?

Is it like claiming a meltdown?

I've seen it before. Someone starts posting in a way that suggests they're bashing away at the keyboard too quickly and starts claiming some sort of a "victory".

Please note that I'm not stereotyping Londoners. I'm stereotyping middle aged, former skinhead chavs who have to pay for it

 

Where is better

 

You can call me Where then if you like.

I'll call you '

It's ironic, get it?

"Only when I pay for it", sighed '.

 

Seriously, Are you guys incapable of having a conversation that doesn't lead back to Gary Glitter and Jimmy Savile references (and the implications therein).

I dont want to ban anyone, but its going to head that way, if it doesnt stop.
People don't want to read this ****.