Manc Serial Killer?

[DUNCAN DONUTS]

Yeah jumped into a river once as a dare on a stag do years ago having been drinking all night. Any half decent swimmer would swim to safety.

You also have to remember that the water in the canals is calm water, so it would be easy to swim in.

All I'm saying is if this bloke has attacked 28 people, then there would be survivors, especially as none of the victims had any signs on them that they'd been attacked.

Your not going to push 28 pissed people into a canal and all 28 die.

It's hard enough to get away with murder once, with how advanced forensics have become and the fact there is CCTV everywhere, so how has this guy managed to commit the perfect murder 28 times, without leaving any possible clues.

It just doesn't add up I'm afraid.

What about 911 ?
Anything suspicious there ?

 

[Ciaran]

FFS you're getting desperate now, quoting every ****ing thing I post trying to point score.

Yes, I've been to Manchester. That article doesn't state they ALL went to the same club, or even all went clubbing at all. The one place mentioned in it is the Warehouse Project. Oh, no trainers allowed there

Leave me the **** alone arseweasel

 

[DUNCAN DONUTS]

I 'll wait until it's on Net flix before deciding .

 

[DevAdvocate]

I 'll wait until it's on Net flix before deciding .

Its on Netflix.

 

[Jip Jaap Stam]

Secondly he would have to have a 100% strike rate with the people he attacked, and there are 28 deaths seen as suspicious. So with that number of apparent attacks, there would have to be some who survived to tell the tale.

Bollocks. Lots of crimes go unreported. People attacked at a canalside would possibly be involved in something they didn't want to be made public (crime, homosexual liaisons), so any survivors wouldn't necessarily want to tell the tale.

 

[DevAdvocate]

Apparently the Police found a body in a bin bag when the arse fell out of it.

 

[monacoger]

Bollocks. Lots of crimes go unreported. People attacked at a canalside would possibly be involved in something they didn't want to be made public (crime, homosexual liaisons), so any survivors wouldn't necessarily want to tell the tale.

^^^^climbed out of the canal last night

 

[pompeymeowth]

Bollocks. Lots of crimes go unreported. People attacked at a canalside would possibly be involved in something they didn't want to be made public (crime, homosexual liasons), so any survivors wouldn't necessarily want to tell the tale.

Would they be know as Canalanal liasons?

 

[DevAdvocate]

Canal Knowledge?

 

[Mick O'Toon]

Canal Knowledge?

You should be locked up after that one.

 

[monacoger]

You should be locked up after that one.

"locked" and the article was about canals, nice one

 

[Mick O'Toon]

Apparently the Police found a body in a bin bag when the arse fell out of it.

This poor bloke going on his holidays
http://www.irishtimes.com/news/crim...normal-man-going-about-his-business-1.2502798

 

[Ciaran]

Something up there Mick.

 

[DevAdvocate]

This poor bloke going on his holidays
http://www.irishtimes.com/news/crim...normal-man-going-about-his-business-1.2502798

Looks like an open and shut case. Did they find his body or only his Trunk?

 

[Mick O'Toon]

Something up there Mick.

Odd one,no form,seemed decent enough.They reckon got into a row and got battered and killed,chainsaw job to hide body but not very clever if body found 2 days later.

 

[Jip Jaap Stam]

^^^^climbed out of the canal last night

I did, but the other guy didn't

 

[DUNCAN DONUTS]

If I was the Manchester canal pusher I would handcuff the victims to shopping trolleys before pushing them in.
Try swimming with a trolley Shergar .

 

[DevAdvocate]

Odd one,no form,seemed decent enough.They reckon got into a row and got battered and killed,chainsaw job to hide body but not very clever if body found 2 days later.

It reminds me of a scene from the Marx Bros when Groucho opens his trunk to find Chico and Harpo inside.

 

[DevAdvocate]

If I was the Manchester canal pusher I would handcuff the victims to shopping trolleys before pushing them in.
Try swimming with a trolley Shergar .

That would give him a fighting chance, I'd fill the trolley with Lead bars and make sure.

 

[DUNCAN DONUTS]

That would give him a fighting chance, I'd fill the trolley with Lead bars and make sure.

If the victim managed to swim and climb out of a slippery canal one handed with a trolley then he would get a round of applause.