Match Day Thread sunderland v bournemouth

The ****test.

The thought if the uk is enough for me to be able to live with it though.

 

Commachio - the world's worst football fan.

Expects the title every season, moans like **** when they sign players like Toivonen.

Fans like you should be banned from watching.

 

Pickford
Jones O'Shea Brown PVA
Johnson Catts M'Vila Borini
Defoe N'Doye

Take the game to them........

 

I could just imagine the 75000 at old trafford if toi and danny ****ing graham were unveiled as your latest players.

 

Dropping Lens for N Doye...

Ok. Worth a try maybe.

 

We'd get the bus out and parade them down Deansgate like trophies

 

Strapped to the front of the bus. People hoying tomatoes and cabbages at them.

 

Rooney walking behind collecting it all for a pan of scouse.

 

Pickford is kicking nearly into the oppositions penalty box. Get the big lad in there to win the headers and Defoe will do the rest...route one yes....right up Sam's street....yes....effective yes....neck brace yes.....three points yes....

 

Collen keeping the courgettes for bedroom fun.

 

Guess we will have to wait to see if Pickford plays.

 

Well at least the match thread is staying on topic for once.

 

This masterpiece took me ages.



Not.

Actually none of my threads stay on topic. Probably for the best.

 

Do you make match threads because you can't see Bri's?

 

. No. He puts a lot more time effort and thought into his.

I put zero time and thought in. Just something to chat about, but mine usually go a bit skew whiff.

 

That's cos he's a good fan and you're a **** fan.

 

Lol.

 

The bestest and the worsest.

Like Sean Connery v Timothy Dalton

 

De ya think wor tel is trying to cause mischief.

May have to do some ot threads to keep him/us entertained.

 

I'd say he's more like Daniel Day Lewis and you're more like Jimmy Corkhill.