I've got a "****" and a "Don't Answer" and have no idea who they are. In fact, I've got over 1000 contacts in my phone and no idea who most of them are.
I've never met a Sebastian. Few french mates called Sebastien though. You must know lots of Sebastians from your after-cricket parties?
I have a: "Ching" I dont know the ****s real name! There is also a "weesacks" - think that's trev and his incredibly tight scrotum.