Dream over for West Ham?

[Big Ern]

So, you don't think that West Ham will spiral back down to mid-table, when Chelsea, 'Pool and United get their acts together?

Along with the Spuds? probably, after all our **** team whose dream apparently ended 4 weeks ago are a massive 1 point behind after visiting all the top sides and having an injury crisis.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

HIAG has predicted that we will get 'mullured' and then go into a 'spiral downwards' from February.

Only 18 days until the start of February to see how this works out for HIAG

Trust me, I can't wait, Pix!

 

[PINKIE]

Trust me, I can't wait, Pix!

Likewise. Only 18 days to go until our 'spiral downwards'

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Along with the Spuds!

That would be a great title for your new DVD, Ern.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Spanners v Mousers (FA Cup)

I'm actually rooting for your lads, tonight. Please, do not bottle this.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

It finished 2-1.

You made a bit of a fist of it, but you're through.

 

[TwistAndShout]

Oh what larks

 

[Big Ern]

COYI, great season, just a shame we threw away points from silly goals during the season, otherwise we'd be fighting Leiceseter instead of Man Utd (I bet no one ever thought THAT sentence would be considered a good thing?)

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Spurs 0 v 1 WHU

Fair dos, lads. You beat us fair and square. No complaints about it. You wanted it more than we did, and we were abysmal on the night. We didn't deserve to get anything out of that.

Do you think the dream is back on, now?

 

[Big Ern]

what dream is this?

 

[TwistAndShout]

I don't know what the daft f**ker is talking about.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

You know what, lads? I reckon the dream could be back on!

Do you think you can finish above Arsenal, this season?

 

[Big Ern]

I don;t know and don;t really care who we finish above or below, us hammers don't have the inferiority complex you Trotters do.
We should've been Chelsea though, a silly needless foul at half time and a bit of clumsiness for a pen.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Be positive, Ern. I reckon you can make the shift on Arsenal, this season.

 

[TwistAndShout]

I thought this weird 'dream' that HIAG keeps banging on about was already back on after we beat spurs easily the other week?

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Yes, that was the first leg of your Cup Final. You've just drawn the second leg, so you win overall.

The dream is definitely back on, I'd say.

 

[Big Ern]

Yes, that was the first leg of your Cup Final. You've just drawn the second leg, so you win overall.

but we're still in the cup

it's you who is out.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

I know, Ern. It is sad, I'm not going to lie to you. However, I will try to console myself with us chasing the league title. Hey-ho! It's how the cookie crumbles, mate.

 

[Big Ern]

It must gall you that, even if you miraculously win the league, it will be known as the year Leicester almost won it. It seems you're a team fated to be in the shadow of one team or another.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

It must gall you that, even if you miraculously win the league, it will be known as the year Leicester almost won it. It seems you're a team fated to be in the shadow of one team or another.

But never yours, Ern.

That's gotta hurt real bad?