my bad ... in my defence I'm actually having to deal with a bunch of confused and confounded (as opposed to compound) carbohydrates ... if only HIAG had been around to advise me; he has some form of qualification from Cambridge Agricultural College ...
.. my other half is Welsh and has threatened to strangle me on occasion ... but she's not from Cardigan ...
...just stream it like you usually do ... then get the slow motion replay evidence spectacularly wring
This is a very dangerous game that Pixie is playing. It's all well and good starting a wum-thread, to start the scoffing early, but it can so quickly and so easily blow up in your face, as both CFC and Treble have discovered with past threads. I, of course, will be praying that Pixie doesn't live to regret his wummery.
... you can get a life ban for physical threats and death wishes ... consider this a last warning bozo
Pixie does it to himself, Fossil! He simply cannot help it. He sees the train rail, and he thinks to himself, "Oh! I wonder if that's a live rail?" You can try all you like to tell him that he'll die if he puts his foot on it, but he won't listen, mate!
What are you blathering on about ? Not only is your 'live rail' a poor rip off of my accurate assement of your village idiot going back to touch the electric fence jibe, but you are claiming that this is a wum thread that is going to blow up in my face. What wum exactly do you think that is HIAG ?
HIAG takes the 'talk **** and hope that some of it sticks' approach to wumming. I'm still waiting for him to tell me 1. How this is a wum thread. 2. How it's going to blow up in my face exactly. No bottling please HIAG
I know I'm new here, but hiag, you seem to be on every thread I open trying to wind people up. Bit sad innit?
Piskie & HIAG are secretly lovers. They have been having this little tiff. Problem is, it's been going on for about 3 years now!..
He is the forum's Village idiot. Trying to wum every thread and it comes back to bite him on the arse, every time. This is why I likened him to the idiot who comes back to touch the electric fence to see if it's still live.
Its not just with Piskie though. He's on every thread I open trying to "wum". I get the impression he's a bit of a sad sack.
So back on topic. Any predictions for tonight's games ? I think the Liverpool v Arsenal game will be tight, even though Liverpool have lots of injury problems they'll be really up or this one. I reckon we'll just sneak it though and I'm going for 0-1 to Arsenal. Spurs v Leicester. It was a good game in the FA cup and Spurs got out of jail at the end. Predicting another tight game and I think this one will end up being a draw too. 1-1 although if there's anymore dodgy referring decisions, then who knows ? Chelsea v West brom. Although Chelsea have had abdominal season so far, I think they'll win this one 2-1 and they will have turned the corner again, until they lose ....
Pixie, is that you? If this is not a duplicate account, and you are a genuine new poster, you need to go back over several posts and threads in order to discover, not just how I, but how many others have ripped the absolute piss out of Pixie, extending back many several years, now. My "masturbating chimpanzee" analogy is a particular highlight that you will enjoy immensely. Oh, and the best way to increase the number of "likes" is to post anything that slags off either Spurs or me. That's regardless as to how fcukwitted your comment or observations may be.
I'm hoping for Man City, Arsenal and Leicester wins to keep us in touch with spurs and to keep us clear of Liverpool and Everton.
Er.... what? Na you're alright thanks hiag. I'll pass on reading all your past posts - great as I'm sure they are.
