I just heard from a mate that we've signed a center back on a season long loan from you. Well my mate said he was at Southampton anyway. I take it that we've signed Fonte? He'll fit in well, reads the game brilliantly and is a leader on the pitch. Can't see who else it could be? So pleased, I'm glad our link to Southampton is still going strong. All the best for the season. Have you sent that donkey back to QPR yet? The one who looked ****ing **** when we smashed 6 past you in the cup?
Southampton 0 Liverpool 1 (Caulker) .... you just know it is going to be. Ps. Does Klopp realise that a player getting 4 assists in a cup game doesn't necessarily mean he's good?
I saw Liverpool were being linked with a bid for Aarron Cresswell. 1. Do they know he doesn't play for Saints? 2. WTF is wrong with Bertrand?
Aww that's a little harsh on gaston. He's not made for the pl but is a good player. This has made my day though, absolutely hilarious.
I would like to thank Caulker for his services. This may sound strange to many who have slated him. However, there is no doubt he always put in a lot of effort and tried hard for every minute he was on the pitch. More importantly, however, he showed all Saints fans what a truly awful centre back is like and may lead to us being more appreciative of those who have remained. This is the service for which I would most like to thank him.
Actually he's not that bad. He'll probably do okay so long as he's not left completely exposed in front of Daniel Sturridge